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I've masturbated 8 times today.

  1. #1
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    My dick has near damn well fell off I've beaten it that hard.
  2. #2
    Bradley Black Hole
    What are you watching
  3. #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Did you coom 8 times?
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  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    coom n tomb
  5. #5
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    I had sex today.
  6. #6
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Started off as snuggling under the comforter. Then touched her up
    sucked her sweet titties, made her cum by fingering her then slammed her pussy for a bit till she said it started hurting a little and needed a break, so she sucked my cock for a little bit until she was ready to be fucked again. Fucked her "lazy doggy" style while pulling her hair and slapping and playing with her left ass and tit till I unloaded my cum deep in her pussy. I kept thinking about impregnating her. I wanted her to feel my hot cum deep in my pussy and hold it. Luckily I brought a towel before we started. We snuggled for a little while with her pussy full of my cum.
  7. #7
    Bradley Black Hole
    No u didn't
  8. #8
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ya don't do that bro
  9. #9
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley No u didn't

    Are you looking forward to Tyrone's massive black dick filling up your arse?
  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Are you looking forward to Tyrone's massive black dick filling up your arse?

    Duh man he's ghey
  11. #11
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm never going to eat Lana del rays pussy then break her pelvis but I can emotionally manipulate a girl using psychic driving by playing "national anthem" over and over again then if it doesn't work out I'll play "born to die" as I stab her
  12. #12
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm never going to eat Lana del rays pussy then break her pelvis but I can emotionally manipulate a girl using psychic driving by playing "national anthem" over and over again then if it doesn't work out I'll play "born to die" as I stab her

    Damn I had a huge crush on her about 10 years ago when that born to die album came out or w.e it was called. I loved the whole 60's vibes she style herself on.
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  13. #13
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Damn I had a huge crush on her about 10 years ago when that born to die album came out or w.e it was called. I loved the whole 60's vibes she style herself on.

    Hands off she's fucking mine. Was so pissed when I found out she was getting married to a cop.
  14. #14
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Hands off she's fucking mine. Was so pissed when I found out she was getting married to a cop.

    She looks like Sharon Tate who got slaughtered by The Manson Family.
  15. #15
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    I want to cum in Lana Del Ray's ass
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  16. #16
    5 of those times was to candyrein
  17. #17
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    6 of those times was to the thought of his ex girlfriend getting fucked by a new nigga with a way bigger cock and taking creampie cumshots to her cervix.
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