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I invented a cocktail 2.2

  1. #1
    I call it the "Oven Blood"

    1 shot of Jager
    1 shot of cranberry juice
    a splash of oranjge juice
    perrier and lime about a shoot

    optimal garnish is a blood oranja

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  2. #2
    Change the jager to decent tequila and a sugar rimmed glass and im on board
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there's no such thing as decent tequila

    it's dirty mexan bathwater
  4. #4
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Change the jager to decent tequila and a sugar rimmed glass and im on board

    Check the country of origin for Jager master it's Deutsche for "masterbatur of the hunt" and was coined by the Nazis hunting down filthy kikes in the bevarian country side they would drink a hip flask of Jager to keep them going
  5. #5
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I call it the "Oven Blood"

    1 shot of Jager
    1 shot of cranberry juice
    a splash of oranjge juice
    perrier and lime about a shoot

    optimal garnish is a blood oranja


    That's basically a "madras" using Jager instead of Vodka.

    Get the fuck outta here...
  6. #6
    Originally posted by aldra there's no such thing as decent tequila

    it's dirty mexan bathwater

    It's ALL bathwater in the old country
  7. #7
    The only cocktail a REAL men drinks is a Moscow Mule. Dee-fucking liciious.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The only cocktail a REAL men drinks is a Moscow Mule. Dee-fucking liciious.

    I had one for the first time a couple months ago and it really was fuckin good, even with double the liquor
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  9. #9
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Change the jager to decent tequila and a sugar rimmed glass and im on board

    Don't talk about rimming before Wariat ends up in this thread.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Don't talk about rimming before Wariat ends up in this thread.

    Mention dogs, rimming and a 100 month old and hell appear like Candyman
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