Originally posted by Wariat
if someone stabbed you like for trying to help some guy in a wheelchair getting bullied say you ended up shoved and next thing you know some ghetto gy or trash guy stabs you from the side to your liver or something. and you have a knife on you. would you stab him back or try to kill him and risk prison or just let him get away with it and try getting healed instead?
I happily slam the condoms down on the counter along with a couple bottles of gatorade and a box of tylenol.
then i make finger guns at the cashier and high five everyone on my way out as they all cheer for me
When i get to my car, someone in the parking lot hands me their keys to their mercedes and offers to let me take their wife
On my way to my gfs house, police cars pull up next to me in my new mercedes and give me an escort so i go really fast
Arriving at my gfs house with my new wife ready for a threesome i realize that Slash has shown up to play sick guitar solos while i bang the night away
The next day i quit my job and bill gates offers me his fortune to play videogames for a living
My new wife brings home her female yoga coach and take turns blowing me while i play call of duty and eat doritos
Just when i think it couldnt get any wilder my gf walks in and tells me to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
