2022-01-23 at 2:31 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
My super hero name has been Douche Canoe all this time you guys.
I know some of you will be disappointed, some of you will support my quest for justice and to protect the world from evil.
Everything is OK now folx, coronavirus was never real, 9/11 was executed by our government to force a war, and Russia will hopefully execute wariat.
I ask you all to join me young heros as I know you all have a name and specific powers.
I am immune to negative side effects of any drugs/chemicals, but I can reap the benefits from the positive effects they have. I'm also super cool and strong. Oh, and duh, I can fly. I also have basically the same power as my favorite xmen, Gambit, who can transfer kinetic energy to any item causing them to become explosive with energy or explode on impact depending on how much of a charge is put on said item.