RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Grandpa stl1 I don't really have a thing for you
Oh wait
Yes I do i want you to insert your penis into my peehole.
That's the only way to have sex with a man and not be gay. Trust me it's science you wouldn't understand.
I want to get your 2nd hand covid vaccines and the only way is to have you insert your penis into my penis and then pee and then pull it out and I'll pee on you but it'll really be your pee cuz u just peed in my peepee hole.
Then after you drink all of your urine that came from my bladder we will go get a calzone from sauce on the side.
Then once all of those missions are complete we will mail some feces from both of us to the estate of Betty white with a confusing letter saying,
"Just holding up my end of the bargain, Betty was my secret lover and asked me to mail her some feces from me and my best pal so that the funeral home employees will smear the poopy all over her face in the casket and make absolute sure to fill her ears solid, full of me and my really old liberal retard friend's shit of course. This was her favorite sexual pleasure and she asked me to continue this for her even after she passes and this is why you are receiving the letter. I will be expecting compensation in the form of $93,267 USD along with 47 of bettys pubes from the LEFT AND ONLY THE LEFT side of her vagina. If I get one right hair, or I do not receive payment in full within exactly 7 days from the time you receive this letter, I'll fucking poison you [the holder of this letter] and your whole crew at the funeral home. This message will self destruct in 24 Seconds."
IS THAT A LITTLE CLEARER FOR YOU STL1???? IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS THEN IDFK WHAT TO TELL YOU.
BRB the instructions weren't clear on how to pack this bubbler. Got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
"Vaccines are a tool, not a silver bullet. If we’d allowed more scientific debate, we would have realized this earlier" say top scientists
They are right. People that think getting a jab will magically make covid go away overnight need to wake up and realize your personal protection against a virus has nothing to do with the spread of that virus or flattening the curve
It's not even a vaccine. It's a brand new and highly-experimental gene therapy. It has nothing at all to do with traditional vaccines, and there is no comparison whatsoever. Same with the so-called "booster". If anything, the second shot would be considered the booster, not the 3rd, 4th an 5th shots. If the initial concoction doesn't work, and the second concoction doesn't work, that just means it plain doesn't work. To keep calling failed technologies boosters is inane and unscientific.
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