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  1. #1
    Kafka African Astronaut
    It was a dark and stormy night, Fluffybun was drinking her hot chocolate in bed when there was a knock at the door. Who could that be? It was Mr. Bun standing in the rain, her great uncle. She told him to come in and sit down. She wasn’t sure what he wanted, they just sat by the fire. Then she remembered, her great uncle had died years ago! Mr. Bun was a ghost! Fluffybun was too scared to say anything, so was slipping quietly out of the room when came another knock at the door. Mr. Bun then put his hand on her shoulder. Don’t answer it dear, stay with me awhile.
  2. #2
    beautiful
  3. #3
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    have you ever seen your great uncle's penis in erect-formation
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  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I figured it out. Mr. Bun is a fake ghost. 2nd to last sentence gave him away.
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  5. #5
    Incessant African Astronaut
    She realized he wasn't actually dead when his gnarled old hand made contact with her shoulder. The idea was like electricity immediately running up into her brain when she felt the pressure of his touch. He wasn't dead but that didn't mean he wasn't dangerous. She quickly decided to pretend to go along with what he said all the while making a crafty plan to get him the hell out of her house.
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  6. #6
    Kafka African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S have you ever seen your great uncle's penis in erect-formation

    Don’t think it would work when they’re that old.
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    did you read enid blyton growing up?
  8. #8
    Kafka African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra did you read enid blyton growing up?

    No though I remember my sister did.
  9. #9
    RIPtotse African Astronaut [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Death prolly idk



    Or a pickle stuck in your pee hole

    One of the two



    Decide now



    Now


    Now

    Now faster Now

    Schnell schnell!!
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka No though I remember my sister did.

    you should if you're interested in writing childrens' stories, or stories about fairies and the like

    I remember my mother reading The Faraway Tree to me when I was a kid
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  11. #11
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Skip to the part were Mr. Bun splits Fluffy open with his massive cock.
  12. #12
    what happens next had to be told with anatomically and chromatically accurate dolls.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by aldra you should if you're interested in writing childrens' stories, or stories about fairies and the like

    I remember my mother reading The Faraway Tree to me when I was a kid

    i actually have an illustrated childrens story in my head ffor the past 10 years or so, trying to come out.

    everytime when its trying to come out i'd shove it back in.
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i actually have an illustrated childrens story in my head ffor the past 10 years or so, trying to come out.

    everytime when its trying to come out i'd shove it back in.

    yeah you'd probably get arrested for it, even in the third-world backwater you live in
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    Originally posted by aldra yeah you'd probably get arrested for it, even in the third-world backwater you live in

    its entitled 'my uncle Vlad and his braun paper bag.'
  16. #16
    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    “i’m going to tell you everything you need to know about dying with autofelltio”
  17. #17
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Are we playing exquisite corpse? And if so, i'm gonna feel silly if i am the only one to add to the story, niggas.
  18. #18
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Are we playing exquisite corpse? And if so, i'm gonna feel silly if i am the only one to add to the story, niggas.

    I added to the story?
  19. #19
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Incessant She realized he wasn't actually dead when his gnarled old hand made contact with her shoulder. The idea was like electricity immediately running up into her brain when she felt the pressure of his touch. He wasn't dead but that didn't mean he wasn't dangerous. She quickly decided to pretend to go along with what he said all the while making a crafty plan to get him the hell out of her house.

    I added to the story?

    You did sorry. I missed it. Alright here goes.


    They both sat down by the fireplace, it had been cozy a minute ago. Now the licking flames were casting fel shadows. Some dark power trying to inch it's way into her consciousness. Fluffybun felt cold... Then a low voice: "How was the harvest this year?". "U-uncle?" Fluffybun managed to utter. "The harvest, dear". Now more firmly. Just then an appalling realization came over her. She was aghast as she slowly started to realize the truth...
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  20. #20
    Kafka African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie You did sorry. I missed it. Alright here goes.


    They both sat down by the fireplace, it had been cozy a minute ago. Now the licking flames were casting fel shadows. Some dark power trying to inch it's way into her consciousness. Fluffybun felt cold… Then a low voice: "How was the harvest this year?". "U-uncle?" Fluffybun managed to utter. "The harvest, dear". Now more firmly. Just then an appalling realization came over her. She was aghast as she slowly started to realize the truth…

    That could go in so many different directions, was good.
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