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Well guys it's back to trying to force myself into the lives of non white women in my area.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    I always liked how aggressively niggers will just walk up to white women and spit game shameless as fuck, infront of their boyfriends even, and straight with it.

    So that's what I decided last fall/winter I was going to do. With full confidence regardless of what's going on, I just basically walk up to non white women and i'm 6'1/190lb and look like a sasquatch kinda, i have really long legs so I"M FUCKING FAST AND THEY KNOW IT

    When i'm not drinking and the suns out and the weather's a little warmer i go look for these lil cuties walking around, at the store, etc (NOT BARS) and i walk up to them and try to have a whole conversation, and the whole time i smile and i never not smile and i nod when they're talking and walk a little distance with them (not too far where it's annoying or aggressive) then i end it and shake their hand I generally don't ask for people's numbers the first time because if they say no, i don't like to ever ask again so i'd rather get them to like me first and then ask the second or third time i see them

    i make a mental note of the date and time, most people who walk or have dogs and shit, have like schedules that you can kinda mentally remember. I'm a lot smarter when I'm not drinking, last spring i was about 7 weeks sober until 5/30 when my mom broke her shoulder and we started turning up that's when i was last on the non white girl come up, as many of you know July 8th i started dating that mexican milf in the ghetto and i hate cheaters, cheating, the idea of cheating, being cheated on, or people wanting me to cheat when i'm in a relationship, so unsurprisingly i did not fornicate any black girls in the hood due to my great loyalty (probably my best quality in a relationship) and when i broke up with the mexican lady obviously i had to move out of the ghetto and none of the black people i met down there want me to come in their homes cuz they think i'mma bad man (Which I am and is smart to do, my ex in 6 months of living with her wouldn't even let me know where the crackman lives or ever meet him because she was convinced I would try to come up on him and be harmed for it)

    so anyway, i'm back in my lil suburb town and i gotta go to jail in a week, so i'm thinking i'mma just brainstorm hard, so that way when i get out in late february early march i'll be all ready to mingle, the colored people here aren't very trashy or ghettoy, they're like on their best behavior type shit, which i realized was why i wasn't very successful before, often i would take ambien at like 10am and go walk around town for like 2-4 hours and i told myself I talk to every Non white girl that isn't over 50 or wearing a backpack/under 18, and if they're with a man or something obv i don't talk to them, but bitches by themselves need some company, i was way too fucking wasted to be doing this shit before, when i was sober i'd 'still be smoking weed & taking ambien and drinking energy drinks, i don't think the non white women in my area want a wasted bum flirting with them

    but anyway, so my mom got this dog that's 7 or 8 and her name is Missy because she's from mississippi and I can walk her now. so that'll really help, bitches love dogs.

    unfortunately i live with my mother as many of you know and have for the last month, but my mom is sick of me and my bullshit and i agree, so i've never been on a lease for an apartment beccause i'm a loser but i'm hoping that when i get my shit together and a job at the gas station i can get my own little efficiency,

    OR maybe move in with a little mexican family/black lady/Vietkong tunnel, and not need to be on the lease. You see how i do this my niggas?

    So basically i wanna brainstorm places where uppity non whites (specifically black, i think i wanna get a black girlfriend next) women congregate that are interested in having like a fantasy with me i think a lot of black women have a big skinny white man fetish the same way a lot of white girls have a blackman fetish) and I wanna make some black lady happy, learn about how black people live kinda, eat some GRITZ! and learn about basketball and shoes and stuff

    i'm down wit it nigga!~!~!~!~!~

    I'm thinking the food pantry, the jail, and the beauty supply store will contain black women. The KFC in my town closed last year which is a real shame cuz that was where I know filled with black employees (cuz the discount I'm sure)

    and i think it'll be fun to take pictures with some black lady and teach her about fishing and creampie her a bunch and if i end up with a little half black kid i'mma tell him "well BradleyB93JR you were made because your father is a racist with non white women fetishes, sorry you weren't half asian"

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  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    you are a bald boarderline sex offender
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  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    Got off topic sorry, so when i find one of them and talk to them, i ask them questions like "You live aruond here?"

    and ofc they fucking do they're walking around on foot but it's a set up for them to be like "any response"

    and I say "You gotta be kidding! I would've recognized somebody as cute as you."

    and that's a good one, and then I ask if they walk a lot and tell them wow i do too!

    so then now because of what they told me, i have a rough understanding of where they live, know what times they are likely to walk, if they do regularly, got their name, complimented them, and chatted with them and shook their hand when i left, i can do this very quickly over and over again because i've practiced it while i'm walking around looking for them

    so i know if i walk roughly at that time, ill just "miraculously" keep bumping into them and then the third or fourth time i ask if they wanna walk with me and tell them it's nice to have someone to talk to while i stay in shape!~!~!~

    that's my goal anyway,

    I don't tell them it's because i don't have a license, vehicle, or my life together and a lot of fit middle aged women (my target age is about 25-40)

    then i get to know them, and stretch them out like i'm auditioning for pornhub, make them laugh a bunch and hopefully fall in love
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    nah bro i'm just really smart so i drink everyday to fill the void of not having smart people around me to talk to, not doing anything meaningful with my intelligence, and to dumb myself down to a comfortable level where i can be numb.

    What I like to do is drink five hour energies and stimulants and come up with plans on how i'm gonna insert myself into the lives of strangers as like an anthropological study of how different people live.

    I tell them the same jokes, stories, etc and have different short and longterm goals for our relationship, and then i go crazy typically in november and they leave me
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  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    part of why i want to move to florida is because with the warmer temperature year round, you'll always find people walking around year round and that's how I like to make friends is just to walk up to strangers and just start talking to them, sometimse i try to make them laugh, sometimes i ask trivial dumbass questions and act interested, sometimes I just tell lies and see what happens.

    Man is the joy of Man.

    ^ Not a homo joke, but rather like I could only be so happy in life if I was in this all by myself. Like yeah books and games amd alcohol are fun, but i really like fucking with people a lot

    like i got this long haired dude's number at the gas station, told him i knew his older brother, i thought he was a homo and knew he got convicted of a sex crime wher ehe was pretending to be a woman on the internet, so i tried convincing him he was a tranny, why not?
  6. #6
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ya, don't do that bruh
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    Don't do what?
  8. #8
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Walk up to non white women and act like your black? in hopes of getting them to be with you? I sorta skimmed the original post
  9. #9
    Remember at your age don't tell them you live with mom, tell them your mom lives with you.
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  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Tell them you identify as your own mother.
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Walk up to non white women and act like your black? in hopes of getting them to be with you? I sorta skimmed the original post

    no i walk up to them with swagger i don't ever pretend to be someone i'm not bro i pretend to be a better person than myself not a nigger

    and then i just talk to them really sweetly and smile and walk with them and then leave, do it to the same lady a couple times, then ask her for her number and fuck her in the ass
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  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Remember at your age don't tell them you live with mom, tell them your mom lives with you.

    Hell yeah, great idea, Jim.
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    i feel like all black women have a secret white man fetish, like yea black men are great and everything but I literally am the color of an angel and have a giant pink weiner/am a big cummer, i talk like a professor when i'm sober and then when i'm fucked up i talk like Lil Wyte

    i'm multicultural and i wanna have non white women remember the one white guy they tried being with who was so happy, crazy, smart, and well endowed with a bunch of weird sexual fantasies that i don't bring up at first.
  14. #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley no i walk up to them with swagger i don't ever pretend to be someone i'm not bro i pretend to be a better person than myself not a nigger

    and then i just talk to them really sweetly and smile and walk with them and then leave, do it to the same lady a couple times, then ask her for her number and fuck her in the ass

    Ok ok in that case, your a go on project swagger
  15. #15
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I've never even kissed or even hugged a black girl truthfully.

    I wouldn't really though either unless it was like some insane circumstances like I moved to Nigeria or something.
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    I haven't either. Growing up my mom taught me that having sex with black people is basically the same as having sex with a monkey or dog.

    And now i wanna push the envelope but not with a monkey or a dog, but with a black lady. And I think i would really make some black lady's life a lot more interesting when she finds out that i'm some crazy white boy who loves to fuck and I fall in love with her.
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    i think black men are disgusting and like i'm not the most hygenic or put together person in the world but like fuck these niggers fucking stink!
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    i did kiss a black girl a couple of times tho! that's right!

    I was at a hotel party for my friend's wife's birthday and she had a half black girl that loved playing with my hair and i told her i never kissed a black girl and she kissed me and it hought that was kinda cool iw as like 19 ot 20 and she was like 30 she had work and i didn't get to have sex with her and she didn't end up wanting to get my number from my friend's wife

    & then i kinda had a crush on this girl named Hailee who was half black that i knew like 3 or 4 years ago but i was sober and she loved going to hte bars and said it wouldn't be fair to either of us and i would smoke tons of bud and i genuinely liked her, i met her because she was mutual friends with this loser i know and we were all smoking weed at his house and i got really high and told her i had never touched a black girls hair and she said hers was real and i would play with her hair and started hanging out with her without my loser friend and she loved asap rocky but told me she was raped and no longer really enjoyed sex and only would have sex a couple times a year with her exes because she felt bad and she knew I LOVED TO FUCK and one time when we were really high i put my hand on her leg and her whole body stiffened up and she said sorry and said it's always liked that so i asked my loser friend and he told me he didn't ever know anyone hooking up with her and only had two boyfriends and he didn't think it was gonna work out cuz im a racist but hailee knew im not a racist even tho i say very racist things, i feel like i'm racially aware in a way that like i can tell someone "Later Nigga" and not be uncomfortable cuz im white

    but im also a cracker and think jedis are basically maggots that live in our society like a rotting corpse

    i think it's a really smooth move to tell the next black girl that i've never touched a black girl's hair and if she let's me touch hers, i'mm pretty much guaranteed to be able to creampie her soon, what u fink?
  19. #19
    Half doesn't count.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Bradley i think it's a really smooth move to tell the next black girl that i've never touched a black girl's hair and if she let's me touch hers, i'mm pretty much guaranteed to be able to creampie her soon, what u fink?

    It's sure to work if after touching her hair you say "very nappy"
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