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Will EMTs tell the police if you have a pistol/product?

  1. #1
    Bradley victim of incest
    'Let's say you're walking across the street and you get hit by some no license driver and you're carrying a weapon and some product but you live and are unconscious so you can't throw the motherfucker and you wake up and you in the back of the ambulance, you know the product is in your basketball shorts under your pants, you see your holster is empty, you ask "Wggderrerrss maiiiii" they say sir stop talking you were in an accident

    Or more like

    I get hit by a car when I'm white girl wasted smoking a blunt drinking a tall boy and walking the wrong way in a one way and I get DONKED"


    I've always wondered what would happen to my pet goldfish who asked me this ^
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  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    probably depends on local laws but I think they'll generally call the cops if you have a weapon or if you have a large amount of 'product', personal use they'll just ignore or throw out
  3. #3
    EMTS are pretty stuck up nigger lovers they piss me off so much I wouild rather die or let someone die than ever dial 11911. Fire fighters too they all have so much procedure and police interaction you cannot get anything past those eses and sometimes the cops just sietop to say hello

    they should all die in a fire and be privaate services if you ask me but I guess old mee maw on medicate cant afford dat shit so fuck me and her
  4. #4
    Bradley victim of incest
    My goldfish was a silver fish when I met him on God
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This is a good question. There are exactly 719 different scenarios I can think of off the top of my head that beg similar questions.

    But the fact that a standard drug bust can get entirely thrown out due to unlawful search and seizure would SEEM to indicate that a person's normal rights still set precedence.

    If you're the victim of a crime while also committing a crime yourself at the same time you were victimized, fuck... I don't know. I know that's very helpful. You're welcome
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  6. #6
    Technologist victim of incest
    I bet it depends on if the EMT is cool or not. I know my boyfriend wouldn’t do anything about it. Hell, you’re already banged TF up, I don’t see them making your day worse. Although I would not be an asshole to them and make them want to report it.
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist I bet it depends on if the EMT is cool or not. I know my boyfriend wouldn’t do anything about it. Hell, you’re already banged TF up, I don’t see them making your day worse. Although I would not be an asshole to them and make them want to report it.

    That would beg a whole new question. I think he's asking from a legal standpoint.

    If your boyfriend "is cool or not" doesn't mean too much. In fact this could could get triple compounded if your boyfriend also happens to have drugs in HIS pocket at the same time as he's tending to a victim who also has drugs in his pocket after getting hit by a person who has drugs in HIS pocket. Lots of drugs. Lots of pockets.
  8. #8
    Bradley victim of incest
    my bronzefish was like "can i get my gun back?" and they're like "no dude you're going to jail for 4784 murders."
  9. #9
    Bradley victim of incest
    one time i was hiding behind a bush freshman year by the high school during school hours getting high and he put the pipe in his coat pocket and the cop found it and took us both in and told the principle, who looked at us both

    and i look at th ecop and im like "You really snitched on us bro?"

    "well yeah i'm a cop"
    -said the cop

    so somehow i also got suspended cuz i said "US" which meant i'm 100% introuble to and my mom slapped the shit out of me but it was over quickly and ok and i had more pot
  10. #10
    Bradley victim of incest
    sorry im really high i was getting high in a bush between the bhilding and the sidewalk where a bush was, and my friend had a pipe we wer egetting high on and a cop drove by and saw 2 dumbfucks ina bush at 930am and came to investimagate and my friend had the pipe in his coat pocket
  11. #11
    Bradley victim of incest
    looking back i don't think anyone really cared like cuz they only found the pipe, there's two of us, we're both bad kids

    hadurrr we don't ahve anymore that's all of it we put in there!!!

    that worked?

    God Bless!
  12. #12
    Yes.
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