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  1. #81
    Originally posted by Sudo I heard you got fired for strip searching too many teens

    I've never been fired from a job in my entire life, and I've had many. K-Mart ceased operations in Canada.
  2. #82
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley Speedy I don't think you're telling the truth.

    DId you do liek security at the mall like Spectral? he was a hired gun like you but i think it was target.

    You wouldn't know the truth.
  3. #83
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I've never been fired from a job in my entire life, and I've had many. K-Mart ceased operations in Canada.

    K marts became zellers, that's not the full story. Locally the old k mart became a zellers then a target and now a bed bath and beyond or something
  4. #84
    Originally posted by Sudo K marts became zellers, that's not the full story. Locally the old k mart became a zellers then a target and now a bed bath and beyond or something

    Every K-Mart employee in Canada got laid off, right up to store managers and head office.
  5. #85
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I've never been fired from a job in my entire life, and I've had many. K-Mart ceased operations in Canada over shrinkage due to substandard pot smoking hoser loss prevention officers.

    FTFY
  6. #86
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker FTFY

    No, it was because of the value of the Canadian dollar. When a Canadian dollar was $0.73US, it was to their financial advantage to run operations here. Once the Canadian dollar regained value, surpassed the US dollar, and went to $1.07US, they decided to pull the plug and move all operations back to the US.
  7. #87
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by aldra inb4 wario tries to get a job as kids-r-us security

    FTFY
  8. #88
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No, it was because of the value of the Canadian dollar. When a Canadian dollar was $0.73US, it was to their financial advantage to run operations here. Once the Canadian dollar regained value, surpassed the US dollar, and went to $1.07US, they decided to pull the plug and move all operations back to the US.

    Was that before or after January 22, 2002?
  9. #89
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Was that before or after January 22, 2002?

    I worked from '89-'99, so it would have been before 2002.
  10. #90
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I worked from '89-'99, so it would have been before 2002.

    So you are saying the Kmart left Canada in 99?
  11. #91
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So you are saying the Kmart left Canada in 99?

    All K-Mart stores closed in 1999 and the buildings were converted to Zellers. All K-Mart employees were laid off. Some decided to sign on with Zellers. Most didn't.
  12. #92
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ All K-Mart stores closed in 1999 and the buildings were converted to Zellers. All K-Mart employees were laid off. Some decided to sign on with Zellers. Most didn't.

    Funny, because according to my sources in 1998 the Hudson Bay company, who had been experiencing ever decreasing market share due to competition from Walmart, bought Kmart Canada for $240 million in bid to strengthen its position. But the way you make it sound they said fuck and sold all the Kmart locations to Zellers the following year.
  13. #93
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Funny, because according to my sources in 1998 the Hudson Bay company, who had been experiencing ever decreasing market share due to competition from Walmart, bought Kmart Canada for $240 million in bid to strengthen its position. But the way you make it sound they said fuck and sold all the Kmart locations to Zellers the following year.

    Don't believe everything you read on Wikipedia.
  14. #94
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don't believe everything you read on Wikipedia.

    But that's what you do
  15. #95
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ K-Mart. Ten years as a loss prevention officer. Saw everything you can imagine, and more.

    I remember seeing a male youth exit a store in a full sprint being chased by a security, the male youth threw the sunglasses he stole on the ground and the security guy said "YEAH THATS RIGHT! I GOT THE MERCHANDISE BACK, BITCH!"

    He seemed so concerned and proud about the property of that store. I was quite destitute at the time so it really sticks in my head for some reason.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #96
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I remember seeing a male youth exit a store in a full sprint being chased by a security, the male youth threw the sunglasses he stole on the ground and the security guy said "YEAH THATS RIGHT! I GOT THE MERCHANDISE BACK, BITCH!"

    I feel like it takes a certain kind of person to care that much about a corporation that pays you minimum wage
  17. #97
    Originally posted by aldra I feel like it takes a certain kind of person to care that much about a corporation that pays you minimum wage

    It's not minimum wage, though. I was making over $20+/hr at the end. Plus, you have a weekly quota of 15-20 arrests to keep your job, so if you don't work, you don't have a job.
  18. #98
    Retail security is pretty shit though because you actually have to chase people and interact with non whites. I heard they even wear stab vests and get maced by crack heads.

    Industrial/warehouse loss prevention is the coziest looking job I have ever seen, they just sit on their ass and scan door codes with the scanner machines all day AND THAT'S FUCKING IT I think they get like $30/hr at most places for much less work. Seems like a very paperwork heavy job.

    Another reason i'm looking into private investigations is because I think it's the same license as loss prevention.

  19. #99
    Bradley Black Hole
    it's minus 9 with a windchail is -17 you know who i really feel bad for? the fucking homeless that are too drunk or t0o crazy to go to the warming up stations so they ha gnout in the lobby of hte liquor store cuz they aint shit to go and will die outside if it turns to rain and then goes back down in temps

    i won't give a homeless person money but i'll definitely give him the rest of my beer or some food or something that you can't pawn for an addiction, i need my money to pay for my addctions and i tell them i'm a youngin my nigga i'm addicted to all the drugs
  20. Bradley Black Hole
    that's why i'm moving to florida, i'm fuckjign freezing, i wouldn't go outside without layers on fuck for anything right now, there aint shit to do, in florida right now i bet you could find someonee RN who wants to talk to me while I walk around looking at the sights im new here wwanna show me around

    but i'd fuck most good looking women under 40 if they're active and i see them walkin in those tight pants, if she likers my friendly advances and is a kind person, or a funny person,
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