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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Incessant One could say HTS pays for his bills with no effort other than the willing giving up of orifices occasionally. One could say it is a simple humble life of luxury and lube. Who is really the idiot here when we all go to jobs day in and day out to pay for our stuff and others stuff in taxes?

    FTFY
  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker "Paul my words" sounds like something unlawful with a minor.

    retard
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready retard

    You are almost too easy
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    It's a bad card for me

    Paul means humble, small. however was trustworthy.


    then my Middle name Thomas means. The Doubter

    they clash. -_-
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready It's a bad card for me

    Paul means humble, small. however was trustworthy.


    then my Middle name Thomas means. The Doubter

    they clash. -_-

    The name Thomas is a Greek transliteration of an Aramaic word that in Hebrew shows up as תואם ( to'am ), meaning twin. So they do not clash. You are just a small humble version of what you should have been. Not unlike a still born twin.
  6. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The name Thomas is a Greek transliteration of an Aramaic word that in Hebrew shows up as תואם ( to'am ), meaning twin. So they do not clash. You are just a small humble version of what you should have been. Not unlike a still born twin.

    I didn't mean the literal translation. I meant Thomas the Doubter. He was doubtful of things Jesus said. Surprised he wasn't the real Judaist.
  7. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I didn't mean the literal translation. I meant Thomas the Doubter. He was doubtful of things Jesus said. Surprised he wasn't the real Judaist.

    But once he put his hand in the hole in the resurrected Jesus' side, he was a doubter no longer.
  8. YOLO420SWAG Yung Blood
    Did HTS really have his penis removed?
  9. Originally posted by YOLO420SWAG Did HTS really have his penis removed?

    No, it was the nutsack.
  10. YOLO420SWAG Yung Blood
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No, it was the nutsack.

    What the fuck
    Why would he remove his balls but keep the penis?
    WHat a freakshow, no wonder ratbrain loves him so much.
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  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by YOLO420SWAG What the fuck
    Why would he remove his balls but keep the penis?
    WHat a freakshow, no wonder ratbrain loves him so much.

    It actually makes a fucked up kind of sense if you think about it for a bit:

    If you've been on estrogen for long enough, your balls are basically useless already. You're pretty much chemically castrated. But the balls keep pumping out testosterone, so you have to take a pill to mitigate the testosterone. The pill I was on made it so I retained a lot of potassium and even just eating potatoes/bananas was nerve wracking because I could end up with a fucked up electrolytic imbalance that fucks with your heart rate and shit. I didn't want to risk bananas killing me anymore, so I got rid of the body part in question with a mildly invasive surgery.

    Getting rid of the cock itself is WILDLY invasive, essentially creating a "piercing" where your cock once was. It is an open wound you have to keep open lest it heal over itself. You have to seethe and dilate and cope. It's gnarly. The surgery is also pretty primitive. It can be botched easily, and you can end up feeling nothing down there. If you're a relatively sane tranny, you gotta realize that this weird proto-pussy axe wound thing is not, in fact, a vagina. The dick itself is gross, but you know what's more gross to me (and a lot of people)? A giant gaping wound that you have to manually keep open forever. Some trannies will have a different calculus here - the dick can be more traumatic, sure. But jesus fuck, dude. Getting rid of it is *fucking gnarly*. If it were less gnarly, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

    So to recap: getting rid of the balls confers the benefits of lowered testosterone at basically no cost. Getting rid of the cock confers the benefit of no cock (definite plus, don't get me wrong) at immense cost. Even if the surgeries are both free, one of them requires a fuck ton of disgusting maintenance and one... does not.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I didn't mean the literal translation. I meant Thomas the Doubter. He was doubtful of things Jesus said. Surprised he wasn't the real Judaist.

    He was the twin brother of jesus.
  13. To date, there is nothing directly that speaks to the possibility of Thomas being "Jesus' twin." The Synoptic Gospels and Acts refer to Thomas as one of the disciples. John, however, repeatedly identifies him as "Thomas, the twin." But, he does not elaborate on whose twin he is.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    In the Book of Thomas the Contender, part of the Nag Hammadi library, he is alleged to be a twin to Jesus.


    Jesus to Thomas: "Now, since it has been said that you are my 8 twin and true companion, examine yourself, and learn 9 who you are, in what way you exist, and 10 how you will come to be. Since you will be called my brother, 11 it is not fitting that you be ignorant 12 of yourself. And I know that you have understood, 13 because you had already understood that I am the knowledge of the truth. 14 So while you accompany me, although you are uncomprehending, 15 you have (in fact) already come to know, and you will be called 'the one who 16 knows himself'. For he who has not known 17 himself has known nothing, but he who has known himself 18 has at the same time already achieved knowledge about the depth of the all. 19 So then, you, my brother Thomas, have beheld what is obscure 20 to men, that is, what they ignorantly stumble against."
  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker He was the twin brother of jesus.

    What the fuck religion were you raised in?
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready What the fuck religion were you raised in?

    I wasn't raised in a religion I was raised in a family.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "How do you know the Bible is real and written by God?"

    "Well it says here in the Bible that its real and written by God, so that's how I know."

    "Oh. Ok. I've been checkmated. Have a good day."
  18. Originally posted by mmQ "How do you know the Bible is real and written by God?"

    "Well it says here in the Bible that its real and written by God, so that's how I know."

    "Oh. Ok. I've been checkmated. Have a good day."

    The authenticity of the bible is demonstrated through its accurate prophecies.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The authenticity of the bible is demonstrated through its accurate prophecies.

  20. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The authenticity of the bible is demonstrated through its accurate prophecies.

    wow...that's pretty much one of the nuttiest lines I've read on NIS so far.
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