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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    In Akron Ohio, Shawnte Hardin has been booked on illegally running a funeral service and has been convicted of violating a Human Remains according to local county Sheriff and local News.



    Also linked to Mr Hardin is 80 dead peoples ashes found in a church. 80 people cremated ashes found in a church. 80. people. cremated. church.


    In other news People catching omicron to ‘get it over with’ worries health professionals. Dr says "Vedy vedy bad. NO NO NO.

    People are going on social media and claiming they just want to hook up with someone with omicron to get over the disease and get back to work. some people might be using a Flash Mob ap to gather and spread it. perhaps even a date ap. kiss me Omicron reported No One Ever.


    and now to the National Weather

    Foggy in the west. Shitty cold weather in the East. The Midwest and South doesn't matter because those people are going to go about their lives regardless.


    And now I'm handing the news over to fellow anchor, Tyrant. Take it away Tyrant!
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    I bet he was fucking the Hot corpses too.
  3. #3
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet he was fucking the Hot corpses too.

    Yeah I think he was doing something nasty. or he was into some Satanic Ritual shit and there is probably others involved.
  4. #4
    Aleister Crowley Tuskegee Airman
    Well, he is black.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Bradley Space Nigga
    Have you thought about making an OkCupid/Tinder/Grinder account Paul?
  6. #6
    RIPtotse African Astronaut [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Or a roblox account
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Bradley Space Nigga
    how do you do so much speed and stay so fat
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