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What if your legal name was John Sunshield?

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    Tyrant African Astronaut
    What sort of life would you lead?
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  2. #2
    I would die to something sun related
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Johnson Shield

    Dick Defender
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would be in charge of remaking a new Pee-Weeps Playhouse and it would be the most watched television show in television history.
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    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I would die to something sun related

    How did it get around your Sunblock defensive technique?
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    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra Johnson Shield

    Dick Defender

    Penis Protector
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I'd become a Ugandan rebel and take over Swaziland via military coup.
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    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I would be in charge of remaking a new Pee-Weeps Playhouse and it would be the most watched television show in television history.

    Pee-Weep

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    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I'd become a Ugandan rebel and take over Swaziland via military coup.

    What would your title be, like "General Brain Clothed"?
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    They call me pharoh-o-fentanyl
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    Originally posted by Tyrant Pee-Weep


    shot shortly before ISIS decapitates him
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    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    "What would you do?" - Wariat
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would change my name to John Sunshine or "Mr. Sunshine" and become an LSD manufacturer in the California dessert
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I would take my life partners last name and not talk to the Mr. Rodgers that gave me that gay ass name
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Tyrant What sort of life would you lead?

    phantasize about leading a non-dalited life ?
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    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny phantasize about leading a non-dalited life ?

    Why, because you're a dalit?
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    Bradley Florida Man
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    me name barry mccalkiner
  19. #19
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Get rid of that yee Yee ass name
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