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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Rabbitweed sent me this awesome hat a few weeks ago and I immediately fell in deep love with it and the hat became a part of my soul.
    Left it in the center console and some little hood rat hobo stole it over night.
    Now I am devastated and furious. Can't stop thinking about murder.

    I don't even have a picture of it :(
    It was the coolest hat ever though and had a big "F" on the front.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist (banned)
    Some Polish bitch in san francisco on a weekend trip or vacation to california from chicago or some shit stole my had or ran into her hotel room from the hotel lobb room bar one time and i never got it back. she was one of those polak bitches looking for tall hadnsome italian or foreign men and just ran off with it.
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    Aleister Crowley Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Wariat Some Polish bitch in san francisco on a weekend trip or vacation to california from chicago or some shit stole my had or ran into her hotel room from the hotel lobb room bar one time and i never got it back. she was one of those polak bitches looking for tall hadnsome italian or foreign men and just ran off with it.

    Stfu you drunk, you got robbed by transexuals. What a faggot.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Perhaps it was a homeless guy just looking to keep warm in the cold harsh winter...his need was greater than yours.
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    Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Wariat Some Polish bitch in san francisco on a weekend trip or vacation to california from chicago or some shit stole my had or ran into her hotel room from the hotel lobb room bar one time and i never got it back. she was one of those polak bitches looking for tall hadnsome italian or foreign men and just ran off with it.

    Thread about losing a hat

    Rapist automatically has to squeeze Polish bitches into the thread
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Perhaps it was a homeless guy just looking to keep warm in the cold harsh winter…his need was greater than yours.

    Homelessness is just an excuse.
    I don't give 2 fucks about some bum ass choosing to be nobody.
    I've got very little respect for anyone pan handling or breaking into cars when there are so many available jobs.
  7. #7
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Perhaps it was a homeless guy just looking to keep warm in the cold harsh winter…his need was greater than yours.

    I saw a Twitter thread where a guy complained that his car battery was stolen and a fat land whale SJW bitch commented that he shouldn't call the police because he might cause a potentially lethal interaction for a minority because "the person who took it was obviously someone in need".
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    Bradley Space Nigga
    i've lost a lot of hats but normally it's due to my own carelessness

    i really hat when that hatppens i had 2 black beanie ones to start this winter off, both gone!
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    Bradley Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Solstice I saw a Twitter thread where a guy complained that his car battery was stolen and a fat land whale SJW bitch commented that he shouldn't call the police because he might cause a potentially lethal interaction for a minority because "the person who took it was obviously someone in need".

    This gay guy I know on facebook was complaining about a server but still left him a 20% tip claiming that his ability to function at his job shouldn't be reflected in his pay, that's cruelty and that he was going to contact management later.

    :|

    I'm like so he's gonna really be economically fucked then with no job, and dude blocked me.
  10. #10
    In the bleak mid winter, frosty winds may blow
    Earth stood hard as iron, water like a stone
    Snow had fallen, snow on snow...snoooow on snooow
    In the bleak mid winter many years ago

    Fona's hat was spotted by a homeless gont
    Sitting on the dashboard, the homeless guy did want
    smash that window with a brick, wiiiith a brick
    stole that hat and legged it, what a fucking prick
  11. #11
    so you left your door unlocked with valuables inside
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