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I have decided to kill myself.

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Naturally Camouflaged
    Couldn't you drink yourself to life instead?
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    thank god
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    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    Dont do it alcohol sucks

    If u traffic some drugs to me ur government willprolly put u in front of a firing squad
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    consume 1000 sleeping pills and get blackout drunk and right before you pass out jump into a river from a high spot so you black out and drown when you hit the water
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Couldn't you drink yourself to life instead?

    on a long enough timeline ....
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    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Dont do it alcohol sucks

    If u traffic some drugs to me ur government willprolly put u in front of a firing squad

    people who say alcohol sucks are betas who cant control themselves.

    alcohol sucks only because YOU made it sucks.
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    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people who say alcohol sucks are betas who cant control themselves.

    alcohol sucks only because YOU made it sucks.

    Youre clearly not drinking enough.

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny on a long enough timeline ….

    Well, space them out.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Couldn't you drink yourself to life instead?

    In a way every time you have a drink(Non alcoholic) you are drinking yourself to life.
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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Naturally Camouflaged
    I knew a guy once who drank himself to death. He worked at a brewery and accidentally fell into the mixing silo.
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    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Wouldn't that be more a case of the silo drinking him to death?
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    That sounds like a workplace industrial accident to me
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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That sounds like a workplace industrial accident to me

    Technically, he drank himself to death.
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    Try bleach...it's quicker than sake
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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Naturally Camouflaged
    Or eat a 25-pound bag of apple seeds.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Or eat a 25-pound bag of apple seeds.

    Arsenigga.
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    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Youre clearly not drinking enough.

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    exactly. unlike you, a beta, i can control how much i drink and how much i want to drink.

    only betas and under let alcohol take over their lives amd how much they want to drink.
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    Originally posted by Sophie In a way every time you have a drink(Non alcoholic) you are drinking yourself to life.

    so are alcohols.

    theres a reason alcohols are called aqua vitae.
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I knew a guy once who drank himself to death. He worked at a brewery and accidentally fell into the mixing silo.

    what a lie.

    there are no mixing silos in breweries.
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