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How long should sex even last?

  1. #1
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    Over just the last week I've had all sorts, from girls who act like they're orgasming from sucking my cock for 45 minutes (and having to put on porn on my laptop to cum, no joke) to girls who act bored when I take more than 5 minutes fucking them doggy style.

    How long should sex normally take? What is a good frequency? I find when I am with my current girl twice a week doggy style 30 minutes seems to be the norm, but what is your experience?

    This week I had sex with a fat girl, who was OK, but I wasn't always sure I was inside of. She didn't even care. She'd groan like she was getting fucked by a bargepole, but nothing inside her. It was unpleasantly whorish. Disgusting experience. Like you'd expect sex with Mimi from the Drew Carey Show to be like.

    Then I had sex with groceries girl. So much more honest, my dikk inside her smol tight cave, everything comfy. But she made me wear a condom and I still feel less than 100%. At least I felt tight and wanted inside her little vaginer.

    But how long is too long for secks, girls? 10 minutes? An hour?
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  2. #2
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    from my video research, about 3hrs
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  3. #3
    Aleister Crowley Tuskegee Airman
    Depends, till exhaustion I would say. A good 20 - 30 mins or at least till she's cum in each position then go straight in for the cream pie.

  4. #4
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    women should have their asses kicked for being dumb asses
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  5. #5
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
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  6. #6
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    What you should do is threaten to burn them alive . When they get weird about it , rape them. Then burn them. Nit willy Billy burn but genuine in your oven set to broil burn. Light some candles cuz it's gonna smell weird.
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    depends on the victim I guess

    I've been with the same girl for a long time, typically like 20 for it to be worthwhile for both of us
  8. #8
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Donald Trump But she made me wear a condom and I still feel less than 100%.

    You're having frequent sex with strange women in a foreign country and fucking them raw? Greasy.
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I assume all of them except groceries were whores, so yeah
  10. #10
    Kev Space Nigga
    without keeping each other on the edge? not longer than a few minutes.
  11. #11
    Aleister Crowley Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kev without keeping each other on the edge? not longer than a few minutes.

    OK, paedophile
  12. #12
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Like you'd expect sex with Mimi from the Drew Carey Show to be like.

    I went temporarily blind when I read that trying to wipe that image out of my mind. Thanks fucker.
  13. #13
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist (banned)
    how do u even have sex with a grocery girl? I wonder if I ever meet a 16 yr old grocery girl how would i get it done star trek?
  14. #14
    Aleister Crowley Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Wariat how do u even have sex with a grocery girl? I wonder if I ever meet a 16 yr old grocery girl how would i get it done star trek?

    You have Down's Syndrome so you would be lucky if even a dog showed interest.
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  15. #15
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Time has no meaning when you in da slot. It's more about what gets done. I fucked a bitch a couple days ago for a few hours and didn't bust because I had gabbies in my system and still had a bit of a cold. She was really trying to make me bust and let me tie her up and everything. I usually have issues bussin due to pills in my system, decreased sensitivity due to double banjo breaking and my fucked up mind that equates pain and sex so usually unless I have a little familiarity with the person I will be too shy to tell them to hit me, choke me, call me names while I'm also causing them pain.

    Basically I believe the answer is as long as someone is ashamed and hates themselves. Ideally people like to imagine sex is perfect if both people cum and reevaluate their existence afterwards but that's not really realistic. French people call orgasms le petite mort because you always die a little inside. If you're both living you haven't been fucking long enough
  16. #16
    Aleister Crowley Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo Time has no meaning when you in da slot. It's more about what gets done. I fucked a bitch a couple days ago for a few hours

    Don't you have a gf? What a piece of shit, you are a terrible human being.
  17. #17
    sex duration is inversely proportional to tightness.
  18. #18
    depends how horny each person is
  19. #19
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If you're paying for sex which i know you do sometimes OP you don't have to give a shit about the whore you're fucking. There is no 'should', she already got her fucking dues. So any time within the agreed time limit as far as you fancy.

    In a normal relationship it depends, probably until both participants feel like they got a positive experience out of that. What constitutes a good experience will again depend on the persons.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Sophie If you're paying for sex which i know you do sometimes OP you don't have to give a shit about the whore you're fucking. There is no 'should', she already got her fucking dues. So any time within the agreed time limit as far as you fancy.

    In a normal relationship it depends, probably until both participants feel like they got a positive experience out of that. What constitutes a good experience will again depend on the persons.

    what if she has no idea whats going on.
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