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What if you made first contact with aleans
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2021-12-27 at 11:51 AM UTCWhat if you were driving along and were the first person to see an alean space saucer parked in the woods and some ayylmaos walking around.
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2021-12-27 at 11:58 AM UTCRape.
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2021-12-27 at 12:08 PM UTC
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2021-12-27 at 12:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by RIPtotse Www.cumblastcity.com
I'd show them that
You know most of those are fake, right? They run a plastic line under the guy's dick that they can shoot infinite quantities of random liquids from.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-27 at 12:21 PM UTCNo wayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-27 at 12:24 PM UTC
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2021-12-27 at 12:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Tyrant You know most of those are fake, right? They run a plastic line under the guy's dick that they can shoot infinite quantities of random liquids from.
This is my plan I'm gonna have 100 fake dick dildo robot coomers on 100 different cam sites just jerking that Berlin all day long and occasionally the robot 🤖 types in chat : "AAHHHHHH AHHHHH IM GOONA COOOOOOOOOOOOM"
gonna make so much money -
2021-12-27 at 1:44 PM UTC
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2021-12-27 at 2:24 PM UTCI would offer to smoke weed with them then inquire about alien drugs.
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2021-12-27 at 2:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice I would offer to smoke weed with them then inquire about alien drugs.
catnip from our feline companions cant even get us high and you think extraterrestrial drugs would work on us?
but all creatures need to take in and take out so they are guaranteed to have a butthole. my investment is more rational than yours -
2021-12-27 at 2:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kev catnip from our feline companions cant even get us high and you think extraterrestrial drugs would work on us?
but all creatures need to take in and take out so they are guaranteed to have a butthole. my investment is more rational than yours
How do you know they don't excrete their waste through their pores or something?
Also, I did try smoking catnip once and it definitely doesn't do anything. My cats fiend out for it though. -
2021-12-27 at 2:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice How do you know they don't excrete their waste through their pores or something?
Also, I did try smoking catnip once and it definitely doesn't do anything. My cats fiend out for it though.
thats the point, whatever drugs works for aliens wouldnt do jack shit for us, or would kill us.
i gotcha, maybe they have a billion microanuses but if thats the case, who the fuck would go near them without a gas mask? LOL -
2021-12-27 at 3:10 PM UTCHonestly i'd probably just assume i'd be losing my mind.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-27 at 8:53 PM UTC
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2021-12-28 at 5:52 AM UTCi'd fucking molest them
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2021-12-28 at 5:57 AM UTCProbably wave.
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2021-12-28 at 12:34 PM UTCtry to stab them
either killing or being killed by a greeenskin would be pretty cool in and of itself, but imagine being remembered (briefly) as the person who signed the entire planet's death warrant -
2021-12-28 at 12:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra try to stab them
either killing or being killed by a greeenskin would be pretty cool in and of itself, but imagine being remembered (briefly) as the person who signed the entire planet's death warrant
Makes me think if first contact like that ever does happen, we have a pretty wide range of retard that could potentially be the first one to do it and what if it's just like some homeless crack addict in Vietnam or some shit -
2021-12-28 at 1:52 PM UTC
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