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  1. #1
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I heard if you quit caffeine you can wake up feeling alert and you can have more total energy so I want to see if its true. I quit coffee for a week once and I don't remember waking up full of pep in my step, and there was still sand in my eyes. I want to quit for and entire month and then go from there like maybe make it a weekend beverage to have with the morning bacon so I can go chit my arse out. But who knows honestly it's literaly a quandary.

    The body is a temple and you shouldn't disrespect it
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    UNSUB Houston [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    You can change anything in your life if you want to badly enough. Excuses are for losers!
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  3. #3
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i slept 10hrs and woke up today then i didnt drink any coffee. i was groggy i was in a daze i was exiting my lucid dreaming coming to , thats how i normally wake up. then i ate a pizza and drank sprite, sprite doesnt have caffeine in it.
  4. #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I woke up today drank some water ate some alzapram went back to bed and slept for 4 more hours it was fucking great.
    Coolest dream in a long time I was in my friends basement and he had a water leak from a broken pipe.
    I'm looking around and found a hole in the wall covered up by a 4x8 sheet of plywood.
    I pull the thing back and their is a big fucking hole in the wall.I get a flashlight and have a look and I find a FUCKING kitten super sweet.
    The inside of this room had some really cool shit,gold bars ,tools,and lots of bones.
    At the back of this room was another hole in the wall I get my flashlight and look down the hole and it is deep.
    But I find this tram contraption that I ride down,it's like this huge city,something out of Skyrim it was DWARVIN.
    I woke up a bunch of robots and they all started fighting each other.
    Then I pretty much woke up and like was shit I wana go back and see what happens next but I could smell coffee and it was 11am and it was time to face the world.
    The end.
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  5. #5
    damn ive been watching coffee porn
  6. #6
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood damn ive been watching coffee porn

    yeah i know what you mean theres no shortage of STUFF out there.

    i slept about 11hrs and i woke up and finished my pizza i feel like normal
  7. #7
    you would surprised how hard it is to find good coffee enema porn because the auto results just think that a brown liquid shooting out of someones ass HAS to be shit

    THATS DISGUSTING

    or a coffee anal enema and a shooting cream (like 18% milk cream not semen) out of their pussy oh yeah that would be hot thats how I like my double doub,le MMMMMMMM
  8. #8
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you would surprised how hard it is to find good coffee enema porn because the auto results just think that a brown liquid shooting out of someones ass HAS to be shit

    THATS DISGUSTING

    or a coffee anal enema and a shooting cream (like 18% milk cream not semen) out of their pussy oh yeah that would be hot thats how I like my double doub,le MMMMMMMM

    yeah man fundamentally i know what youre saying and its right as rain. technology has a long way to go when the techno elites cant even tell the difference in coffee and liquid-ass. and aye cabrone that sounds like one smelly cappuccino i had to turn my smellovision down on my lappy before i get a coffee boner.

    i have quit coffee for and entire week now. i drank a couple quarts of corona last night after i havent had any brews in a few weeks cause i chilled down a lot lately after going through so much trauma this past year, what with the global diaper catastrophe of 2020, 2021, 2022.

    well anyway i was pretty tired when i woke up after about 9 or 10hrs cause of the beer i reckon. resist the diaper-shank at all costs, are liberty is at steak
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  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    whats the difference between the way the two subtances look?
  10. #10
    Sounds great Professor!
  11. #11
    looking at semenal fluid is literally homoseuxal I just wanna watch a gierl shoot 18%-homo milk out her cunt and NOT MALE CUM . the market it WATERED DOWN apologize the pun

    once this enema bag an gallon of milk powder comes in from amazon im gonna rent a hook and make the bit bucks you will see YOULL ALL SSEEEA
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  12. #12
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    if im not drinking coffee it makes me not want to go to the cafe for breakfast. i love getting my coffee cup serviced with latina top-ups and theyre fat jiggly arses warbling away while im warshing down pancakes and jalepenos making my guts rumble theres nothing like it fuys. i dunno what kind of coffee they use but its really good black i think they might spike it with some clear spirits its real smooth ill tell you what.
  13. #13
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Have you ever FUXD WIT Woods and Water? It's the MANLIEST coffee there is used by the world's top lumberjacks and Montana ranchers and cowboys and SUBMARINE operaters. It isn't for the MEEK. It doesn't just get your motor running it gets it FLYING HIGH like a fucking GOD OF GODS.
  14. #14
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Is coffee and porn like having coffee and donuts?
  15. #15
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I typed in Coffee porn last night, I didn't like it, made drinking coffee kinda squeemishy this mornin
  16. #16
    Bradley Space Nigga
    *shit to Google coffeer porn and make it some instant*
  17. #17
    I went from 2 POTs a day to zero...I felt no different...same when I quit booze, didn't have any affect on my either way. Guess I'm just that miserable nothing affects me.
  18. #18
    2 pots? That's insane

  19. #19
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I haven't had hot coffee in years. Maybe I'll chug a pot or two here today for old times sake. Really just got weird with it, do some 20,000 piece jigsaw pussles and whatnot.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by mmQ I haven't had hot coffee in years.

    GTA hot coffee or actual hot coffee?
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