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Turning my 2 bedroom apartment into an efficiency.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Currently I have this short hallway separating my sleeping quarters from my gaming quarters and I'm not young like I use to be and all the walking is taking it's toll on my body.
    My goal this weekend is to move my bed out into my living room and surround it with tv's and computers so that I don't have to do much moving around.
    Then I can give each cat a bedroom and/or just close the rooms off and save on heating.
    The landlady wouldn't let me downsize so I'm going to show her.
  2. #2
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Murica
  3. #3
    Kev Space Nigga
    you must be a fat fuck
  4. #4
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Are you going to piss and shit in a bucket to avoid the back breaking walk from your bed to the toilet?
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  5. #5
    manipulating your environment will be more effort than manipulating yourself

    BECOME THE BLOB

  6. #6
    Bradley Space Nigga
    Proud of you for making positive life changes
  7. #7
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    grab a sledge hammer and knock the wall out you fucking pussy
  8. #8
    Originally posted by cigreting grab a sledge hammer and knock the wall out

    He knocks enough walls out, something an incel like you knows nothing about
  9. #9
    Bradley Space Nigga
    Can I come move in with you and get a fresh start somewhere new

    I got bout tree fiddy a month player
  10. #10
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood He knocks enough walls out, something an incel like you knows nothing about

    learn me the ways of shagging trannys u faggot
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    OP would die in my house. It is 94 feet from the front door to the bathroom and 150 yards to the mailbox. Just the 30 walk from the living room to the refrigerator would wear his young ass out.
  12. #12
    stl1 Let's Go Brandon
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker OP would die in my house. It is 94 feet from the front door to the bathroom


    Do you got a 2 holer with the Sears catalog hanging off a nail?

    Did you ask Santa for a fresh bag of lime for Christmas?

    How is the view through the crescent moon hole?
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  13. #13
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by cigreting learn me the ways of shagging trannys u faggot

    Ask ur gramps
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by stl1 Do you got a 2 holer with the Sears catalog hanging off a nail?

    Did you ask Santa for a fresh bag of lime for Christmas?

    How is the view through the crescent moon hole?

    My bathroom is inside my home. Unlike Shit Louis where it is on the sidewalk.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by cigreting learn me the ways of shagging trannys u faggot

    First you cut off the penis

    Step two is shoving your cuck in the hole until it becomes the pusssaaayy of your dreams like a custom fitted orthodics so that the flesh hole wraps around your cock like a glove

    And that's how love is made
  16. #16
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I got most everything planned out.
    Probably going to tackle this collosal task on Sunday though.
  17. #17
    swing mount?

    Alexa?

  18. #18
    UNSUB Houston [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Fona, those are load bearing walls
  19. #19
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Push your couch up against the bed so it's like an extension of your nest.
  20. #20
    Bradley Space Nigga
    Can you call your ex girlfriend Chelle still
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