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  1. #1
    I made a big ol crockpot of Beef Stew this weekend and quite delicious too if I say so myself.

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    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i gave this picture out to homeless people claming you're my friend, i hope that's okay
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    Sure thing
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I have a cockpot but rarely use it, but come on this is like something my grandma would make

    However it does look deliciously nutritious minus the mushrooms

    Someone else posted a pic of a stew they made on here recently but it literally looked like a giant turd with added carrots
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Do u not enjoy shroomies? Why not?
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    stl1 Let's Go Brandon
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I made a big ol crockpot of Beef Stew this weekend and quite delicious too if I say so myself.

    [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idnwh6iDnXA]




    WHERE'S THE BEEF?

  7. #7
    Originally posted by stl1 WHERE'S THE BEEF?

    You can see like 3 chunks of it in the fucking picture..get your eyes checked.

    ETA: Circled, the rest is obviously submerged
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    Originally posted by Grylls I have a cockpot but rarely use it, but come on this is like something my grandma would make

    Mines been dead for 40yrs so no, it's not something Grandma would make you unfeeling bastard.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Excuse me those aren't circles.
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Excuse me those aren't circles.

    Yes they are, they have just been warped by time and space...depending on your gravitational field they are circles or ovals or even something more exotic. Obviously being so huge your gravitational field is elongating them.
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    Trumpenreich Yung Blood
    What the fuck is broccoli doing in there ya stupid faggot? Everyone knows that beef stew is beef, carrots, and potatoes in stew gravy. Anything else and you may as well admit that you like it up the ass.
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    Originally posted by Trumpenreich What the fuck is broccoli doing in there ya stupid faggot? Everyone knows that beef stew is beef, carrots, and potatoes in stew gravy. Anything else and you may as well admit that you like it up the ass.

    No onions, peas or mushrooms? fucking gross. (there's also diced tomatoes in there)

    There are those that follow recipes to the line and don't deviate...(re: dumb fucks who can't cook) then there as Master chefs...
  13. #13
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Excuse me those aren't circles.

    neither art thy breasts round.
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Trumpenreich What the fuck is broccoli doing in there ya stupid faggot? Everyone knows that beef stew is beef, carrots, and potatoes in stew gravy. Anything else and you may as well admit that you like it up the ass.

    Lol I mean it does look good but I can’t disagree with this.
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    Originally posted by frala Lol I mean it does look good but I can’t disagree with this.

    Try it nigga.

    What defines a master chef is taking a standard recipe and adding his flair to it.
  16. #16
    "A stew is a combination of solid food ingredients that have been cooked in liquid and served in the resultant gravy. Ingredients in a stew can include any combination of vegetables and may include meat, especially tougher meats suitable for slow-cooking, such as beef, pork, lamb, poultry, sausages, and seafood"

    Get back to me when you fools know what the hell you're talking about! There is NO stew going up my rectum.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ratface puts meth in his stew
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    stl1 Let's Go Brandon
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get back to me when you fools know what the hell you're talking about! There is NO stew going up my rectum.



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    Originally posted by Grylls Ratface puts meth in his stew

    No I don't, bub.

    Not only am I a not-so-skilled amateur chemist but I am also a passable home cook with a strong interest in sommeliering, food chemistry and the like. One of the best cooking shows I ever watched was Americas Test Kitchen where they call their kitchen "their lab"



    The skills are very much transferable from the humble freebase cocaine in pyrex, using a turkey baster as a ghetto sep funnel all the way to stirring a batch of LSD with a large spoon like some kind of witches brew



    I think putting drugs in food is mostly cringe like meth in coffee or whatever. It's dumb and pointless and probably a waste of drugs. I've eaten a lot of drugs and they all taste like shit

    weed edibles aren't eaten for flavor it's to get fucked up or a medical effect. It does not taste good in large amounts, I've seen maybe one or two things in my entire life that were actually cooked to enhance or pair with the weed flavor.

    it's like when those guys cooked a thanksgiving dinner and put weed in EVERYTHING like why???? just put it in ONE THING. They put it on THE FUCKING TURKEY like what the fuck they basted it in weed butter and made weed mashed potato and weed gravy. I'm a bigger drug degenerate than anyone but I think shit like that is fucking retarded



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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Damn Opaey that looks good as chit. It's pretty cool that we havfe a master chef and a sommollier on here just goes to show you that so much of the userbase here is diverse and TALENTED!
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