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You could take a full (kilo) shit

  1. #1
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    In one minute if
    1. You don't fuck around
    2. You have a bidet (I do)
    3. You are not a total fat piece of shit slob

    Get your ass in and get the fuck out. Nobody gives a dick about your defacation experience.
  2. #2
    DrugSmuggler Houston [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    Kill yourself
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Cly In one minute if
    1. You don't fuck around
    2. You have a bidet (I do)
    3. You are not a total fat piece of shit slob

    Get your ass in and get the fuck out. Nobody gives a dick about your defacation experience.

    apparently they do. or does.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Jeff Houston
    I could do quite a bit of shitting in one full minute depending on the day.

    I do eat alot though
  6. #6
    Nile bump
    Is it compact or soft serve?
  7. #7
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    Chinese people
  8. #8
    Lucrimosa Yung Blood
    If you had goals, it wouldn't be hard.

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Kill yourself

    You kill you you fuckin half ass
  9. #9
    DrugSmuggler Houston [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa If you had goals, it wouldn't be hard.



    You kill you you fuckin half ass

    How many alts are you trolling me with now 😘
  10. #10
    Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by Nile Is it compact or soft serve?

    Soft serve usually will have much larger yields.


    I once filled the entire bottom hole of the toilet and bowl piling about an inche over the water line in the centre sloping to each side still over the water.

    Eating nothing but greens and falafel

    Larger than a cow pie sized shit. It was amazing
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