2021-12-04 at 9:46 PM UTC
Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say
firstname.lastname@example.org (Joshua Zitser)
A man presented at an emergency room in Gloucester, England, with a "munition in his rectum," police say.
Doctors removed the World War II artillery shell from inside of him.
Bomb disposal experts confirmed that the shell was "not live," per a police statement.
Bomb disposal experts were called to a hospital in Gloucester, England after a man told doctors that there was a World War II anti-tank shell lodged inside of him, authorities said.
The Explosive Ordnance Disposal team (EOD) arrived at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Wednesday morning after hearing that "a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum," a spokesperson for Gloucestershire Constabulary told Insider.
The item had already been removed by doctors by the time the bomb squad arrived, the spokesperson added, and the EOD confirmed that the shell was "not live" and "therefore not a danger to the public."
The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell.
The media outlet reported that the shell was part of his military memorabilia collection.
In a statement sent to Insider, Gloucestershire Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust said: "As with any incident involving munitions, the relevant safety protocols were followed to ensure that there was no risk to patients, staff, or visitors at any time."
The British newspaper Metro reported that procedures to remove objects from patients' rectums cost the National Health Service (NHS) around £340,000 ($450,000) a year.
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2021-12-04 at 9:48 PM UTC
"slipped and fell" his ass!
2021-12-04 at 11:41 PM UTC
Did he require a tetanus shot?
2021-12-05 at 5:32 AM UTC
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Ya but that shell was 18+ and didn't even do rimming or fuck dogs.