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  1. #1
    Which one would you choose to slide a length of shlong to?

    Lauren Boebert?



    Or AOC?

  2. #2
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    AOseat on my face
  3. #3
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Boebarf is pretty unattractive and seems dumb. AOC seems very dumb too but in the "would sleep with you if you talk to her about how much you love the environment" kind of way. Boebert's comments about Ilhan Omar only raise Omar's profile and make Boebert look Islamophobic and confused. I've seen Boebert talk and she has sub Sarah Palin intellect and poor facial symmetry. AOC has nice Ta Ta's, legs, lips etc and a warmer personality. AOC would beat her in the ring too. AOC hands down, anyone who doesn't sat AOC let's her politics Trump their dick or just like unattractive things. Booobert
  4. #4
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Lauren is conservative echo chamber cringe and that picture of her is dumb, even though she’s not unattractive. Boebert grew up in a Democratic home, dropped out of high school, used to work at McDonald’s and is now obviously resentful/full of white Republican rage.

    AOC can be a little cringe too but she used to tend bar so she’s hands down more fun/adventurous in bed.
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    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala Lauren is conservative echo chamber cringe and that picture of her is dumb, even though she’s not unattractive. Boebert grew up in a Democratic home, dropped out of high school, used to work at McDonald’s and is now obviously resentful/full of white Republican rage.

    AOC can be a little cringe too but she used to tend bar so she’s hands down more fun/adventurous in bed.

    That's a good point, AOC is Puerto rican so is stabby and into the rough stuff, boebert is a crybaby gimmick congresswoman who DIDNT EVEN GET A GED UNTIL LAST YEAR

    THIS IS WHO YOU TRUST WITH YOUR FUTURE AMERICA

    picking on Omar just makes her look weak since it was so out of pocket. She might not keep her seat either and probably only has one due to gerrymandering/self promotion that resonates with the dumbest of her constituents
  6. #6
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i dont know but im soaking my mustache with YAMASA soy sauce to make it more flavor and fragrance
  7. #7
    they're both too big for me.
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    should be decided by a knife fight
  9. #9
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    AOC is bitchy and vapid and basically a whore, and that turns me on.
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  10. #10
    stl1 Let's Go Brandon


    Who knew Boobert had such a pointy chin?

    Witch?
  11. #11
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    AOC looks good without makeup and Boebert would probably charge you with sexual assault for spitting in her mouth without her consent
  12. #12
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    OTOH AOC seems like the sort of girl who would spit into your mouth without judging you.

    When I look at those two faces, one say "eww, no that's dirty", and one says "cum inside me and call me slut".
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  13. #13
    DrugSmuggler Houston [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    LB is dumber than a bag of rocks and might accidentally shoot me shlong off
    perhaps with duct tape over her mouth and nose

    AOC would only require duct tape over her mouth, after we finish our drinks of course
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  14. #14
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Ide take the sexual assault with Bobert over putting my cock in a commie
  15. #15
    DrugSmuggler Houston [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    Originally posted by POLECAT Ide take the sexual assault with Bobert over putting my cock in a commie

    Her idea of sexual assault = a bullet in your head mate ✊🏼

    **edit** you know which “head” I’m referring to 😬
  16. #16
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I don't like what you said,, even if it most likely true, still might be worth the ride
  17. #17
    DrugSmuggler Houston [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I don't like what you said,, even if it most likely true, still might be worth the ride

    I recommend slipping LB a roofie before any actual contact

    sexual assault or anything
  18. #18
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Big tits wins everytime
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Sudo AOC looks good without makeup and Boebert would probably charge you with sexual assault for spitting in her mouth without her consent



    you need to consult an eye doctor.
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  20. #20
    I can't believe you homos voted for wide mouthed AOC and her sloppy down to her belly button boobs...she's an absolute monstrosity.
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