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Att: Wariat

  1. #1
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Technologist is single now, you should PM her
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  2. #2
    DrugSmuggler Houston [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    She’s like 60 with no tits


    No ones got time for eff3cts of gravity on untouched bootie 🤢
  3. #3
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Attn
  4. #4
    I'd be willing to officiate the marriage.
  5. #5
    Nile bump
    Tech is single?

    Let me clean myself up and see about an x-ray.
  6. #6
    Technologist Defending Our Citadel of Demagoguery
    Originally posted by aldra Technologist is single now, you should PM her

    I just saw this, fuck you Aldra😝
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  7. #7
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Tech seems like she has a positive pwrsonality when you meet her but shes secretly planning on ruining your life for her benefit, then ghosts you like you never existed, leaving you to try and fail to pick up the pieces, finally resigning to gut yourself and spell her name out with your last ounce of strength for this world

    She can only successfully do that if you are physically together and Wariat has outstayed his american welcome so she's going to have to find a radiologist opening at the hospital warsaw or whatever euromaidan hellhole wariat skulks around
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  8. #8
    Technologist Defending Our Citadel of Demagoguery
    Sudo,
    I love your imagination, and your way with words.

    I wish I was as articulate as you.

    Not sarcasm……I’ve thought this many times!
  9. #9
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Technologist Sudo,
    I love your imagination, and your way with words.

    I wish I was as articulate as you.

    Not sarcasm……I’ve thought this many times!

    Stop flattering me or I might let you ruin my pre ruined life 🙃 🥺
  10. #10
    Incessant Houston
    Originally posted by Sudo Stop flattering me or I might let you ruin my pre ruined life 🙃 🥺

    YES. a new crossover couple is being formed
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  11. #11
    Technologist Defending Our Citadel of Demagoguery
    Originally posted by Sudo Stop flattering me or I might let you ruin my pre ruined life 🙃 🥺

    You don’t take compliments well, neither do I.

    It’s ok, I’ll let you know when you're a dickhead😉
  12. #12
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by Incessant YES. a new crossover couple is being formed

    *Grabs popcorn*

    NIS never got me laid. :(
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  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Technologist I just saw this, fuck you Aldra😝

    weren't you just telling me the other day how hot football hooligans are


    and that you were thinking of buying a dog
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  14. #14
    when women cease to attract men, they turn to poles, dogs, and especially polish dogs as their second, third and fourth choice.
  15. #15
    Technologist Defending Our Citadel of Demagoguery
    Originally posted by aldra weren't you just telling me the other day how hot football hooligans are


    and that you were thinking of buying a dog

    No and NO!
  16. #16
    RIPtotse African Astronaut
    Damn I didn't know tech was into dogs and incel chomos
  17. #17
    Incessant Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny when women cease to attract men, they turn to poles, dogs, and especially polish dogs as their second, third and fourth choice.

    So THATS why so many old ladies hit on Wario
  18. #18
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i like women 51-59.
  19. #19
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    Lots of girls like having a male dog, they can give his willy a little tug anytime they feel like a little fun. The dog likes it too. You can tell when a male dog is madly over-protective of its female owner.
  20. #20
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    yea i was thinking of making a thread: „what is it about hot young chicks and big male dogs”
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