User Controls

American Central Bank urges impoverished citizens to choose soy for Thanksgiving

  1. #1
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, roasted turkey has almost 3 times the caloric value and 1.5 times the protein value of an equivalent serving of fried tofu by weight. Between 1990 and the time of this writing, the average global price of poultry has been 6 times higher than the price of soybeans.

    As of the third quarter of 2021, a hearty Thanksgiving dinner serving of turkey costs $1.42. A tofurkey (soybean) dinner serving with the same amount of calories costs $0.66 and provides almost twice as much protein.

    It's good to finally have institutional support. Choose soy.

  2. #2
    everyone who knows his-tory knew hitler was a closet buddhist.

  3. #3
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    stooped poor people, if theyd just follow the jedi food pyramid they wouldnt be so damn poor all the time
  4. #4
    A free set of breasts for every man converted to soy.
  5. #5
    Solstice Space Nigga
    If I was so desperate for money that I would ruin my dinner over 80 cents I'd kill myself
  6. #6
    I'll be having green Pea soup for thanksgiving dinner...with an elbow of crusty bread for dipping purposes.
Jump to Top