Scron congratulations thread for obtaining employment

1. 2021-11-16 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Instead of sitting on the dole and leeching off his suga mama he's strapped on some steel toes and joined the workforce. There is no doubt that this is a positive move for him, his partner and society at large. May he obtain at least one paycheck before dismissal
   
   Bill Krozby would be proud
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2. 2021-11-16 at 7:55 PM UTC

   #2
   

   G African Astronaut
   OP contains deceit.
3. 2021-11-16 at 7:59 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Spezmose Houston
   Does he work at a fulfillment center hub for Amazon?
4. 2021-11-16 at 8:34 PM UTC

   #4
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I picked up shift at the local brothel
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5. 2021-11-16 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I picked up shift at the local brothel

   
   Manning the glory hole?
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6. 2021-11-16 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #6
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol. Can’t even get a girlfriend right, none the less a job in his 30s
   
   
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7. 2021-11-16 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   What next Hiki moving out of moms and obtaining employment as a police officer?!
8. 2021-11-16 at 9:27 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I picked up shift at the local brothel

   
   The specifics aren't important, what's important is you took the plunge and joined the workforce. I imagine it's a crappy menial entry level position but you're on your way to DA BIG BUX and we are all proud of you
9. 2021-11-16 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Even Saul Goodman started in the mail room.
10. 2021-11-16 at 9:37 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Obbe Even Saul Goodman started in the mail room.

    
    Pretty much everybody has a better rags to riches story than a fictional lawyer who's origin story was a spinoff. You could have just said Jay z started with an oz
11. 2021-11-16 at 9:50 PM UTC

    #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    good job, Scronaldo. May you forever be changed.
12. 2021-11-16 at 9:55 PM UTC

    #12
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Can’t even get a girlfriend right, none the less a job in his 30s
    
    

    
    Actually I have both. I'm a skilled professional in a long term relationship, while you are a single mother washed up service industry worker and live off SSI
    
    smh as the not so lovely DTE would say
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13. 2021-11-16 at 9:58 PM UTC

    #13
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Triggered? Pretty sure I do not live off government assistance. Welcome to the real world, queer.
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14. 2021-11-16 at 10:02 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Actually I have both. I'm a skilled professional in a long term relationship, while you are a single mother washed up service industry worker and live off SSI
    
    smh as the not so lovely DTE would say

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Triggered? Pretty sure I do not live off government assistance. Welcome to the real world, queer.

    
    At least he won't reproduce.
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15. 2021-11-16 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #15
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Right. I’ve seen him & his boyfriends picture. All is for the best.
16. 2021-11-16 at 10:11 PM UTC

    #16
    Nile bump

    Originally posted by Sudo Pretty much everybody has a better rags to riches story than a fictional lawyer who's origin story was a spinoff. You could have just said Jay z started with an oz

    
    I thought it doesn't start with the oz but the split in the drought. But I wouldn't know that's what the Rap musics told me.
17. 2021-11-16 at 10:12 PM UTC

    #17
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    so he is arguing with his girlfriend? Isnt scron and dte together? like living together?
18. 2021-11-16 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #18
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat so he is arguing with his girlfriend? Isnt scron and dte together? like living together?

    
    LOL
19. 2021-11-16 at 10:16 PM UTC

    #19
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    U can fuck ur troll, pig. SMH
20. 2021-11-16 at 10:53 PM UTC

    #20
    

    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Actually I have both. I'm a skilled professional in a long term relationship, while you are a single mother washed up service industry worker and live off SSI
    
    smh as the not so lovely DTE would say

    
    Let’s not get ahead of ourselves there, Scron.
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