LOL The Soviets blew up a satellite.

1. 2021-11-16 at 6 PM UTC

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   Spezmose Houston
   And now pieces of the thing are pinging off of all the other sats in space right now. including the ISS. What dumbasses.
   
   Probably a prewar strat.. they preconditioned their sats to go into hibernation and pull their solar panels inward while MTV finally gets knocked off the air
2. 2021-11-16 at 6:14 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   They want to knock out Starlink so Speedy is forced offline
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • A College Professor, 
   • Spezmose, 
   • Jiggaboo_Johnson, 
   • Meikai
3. 2021-11-16 at 6:17 PM UTC

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   Spezmose Houston
   Uh Oh. Speedy is going to get his white semi-auto and go Rambo on the Russian Defense system All by himself.
4. 2021-11-16 at 8:54 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Spezmose Uh Oh. Speedy is going to get his white semi-auto and go Rambo on the Russian Defense system All by himself.

   
   Show me again, on the doll, where I hurt your butt.