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  1. #41
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson lolol We've seen your pic…you can't even handle your drink by the looks of it.

    Show me a pic of you after you have beaten four people so badly they all sought protection from the courts in the form of a restraining order. Oh and do that a month after breaking your back Sally. If you had ever been in a real fight you would know nobody gets away without being marked. Black eyes are part of the game Mary.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I mean yeah, I was living on my own when I was a teenager. I tend to date girls a few years older than me (my gf had to buy me booze because I wasn't old enough)

    I'm pretty liberal when it comes to age gaps, my dad is 50 and dates 20 year olds but there is a line and wariat likes to push it to just young enough that it gets him in trouble. I don't understand it. Probably the same crossed wire in the brain that makes him obsessed with TABOO prison culture and now that he got bored of that he doubles down on TEENAGERS instead

    Again that Line being discussed is legal in 3/4 of the world...it's only weird to you because you have lived in morally backward USA/Canada. Where male genital mutilation is often done at birth as if there is nothing wrong with it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #43
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The woman who owned/ran it had offices in London too, the manager in the London office was a crazy woman (but extremely attractive). She'd get on the phone everyday and yell at the owner so the owner eventually fired her, and decided to close the Manchester offices and move back to London to run that office…so we all got the boot.

    in usual fashion, a bitch ruined things. Did You ever consider/desire to live in the London Metro Area? Why or why not?
  4. #44
    3/4 of the teenage females of the world are not licking a 35 year old mans ass and want nothing to do with that. It has nothing to do with legality when you are a deranged sex pest.
  5. #45
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've relayed the tale before…as a young fella-me-lad-16yr old I worked for a private Air Charter company for a while. We did a lot of air ambulance work, flying rock stars around, and in Sept a LOT of private parties going to Oktoberfest in Germany etc.

    My boss at the time told me "you've done such a good job here next time we get a charter for Oktoberfest I'm going to send you along as a company rep"

    Naturally this was an amazing bonus and opportunity to a 16yr old and as September got near I was watching the Telex machine every minute for a charter request to come through. 2 weeks later the boss got us all together and said "Sorry, were shutting the company down".

    Opportunity lost.

    Cool story bro, tell it again.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by WellHung in usual fashion, a bitch ruined things. Did You ever consider/desire to live in the London Metro Area? Why or why not?

    No, It's like New York, loud, expensive and about as friendly as the Taliban.
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Cool story bro, tell it again.

    I'd be happy to!

    I've relayed the tale before…as a young fella-me-lad-16yr old I worked for a private Air Charter company for a while. We did a lot of air ambulance work, flying rock stars around, and in Sept a LOT of private parties going to Oktoberfest in Germany etc.

    My boss at the time told me "you've done such a good job here next time we get a charter for Oktoberfest I'm going to send you along as a company rep"

    Naturally this was an amazing bonus and opportunity to a 16yr old and as September got near I was watching the Telex machine every minute for a charter request to come through. 2 weeks later the boss got us all together and said "Sorry, were shutting the company down".

    Opportunity lost.
  8. #48
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 3/4 of the teenage females of the world are not licking a 35 year old mans ass and want nothing to do with that. It has nothing to do with legality when you are a deranged sex pest.



    No but all I need is one. Plus the rest can be convinced with good sex Ed and porn its normal. Maybe in Russia it’s normal since all the young and Russian porn stars seem to do it fir sone reason?
  9. #49
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd be happy to!

    I've relayed the tale before…as a young fella-me-lad-16yr old I worked for a private Air Charter company for a while. We did a lot of air ambulance work, flying rock stars around, and in Sept a LOT of private parties going to Oktoberfest in Germany etc.

    My boss at the time told me "you've done such a good job here next time we get a charter for Oktoberfest I'm going to send you along as a company rep"

    Naturally this was an amazing bonus and opportunity to a 16yr old and as September got near I was watching the Telex machine every minute for a charter request to come through. 2 weeks later the boss got us all together and said "Sorry, were shutting the company down".

    Opportunity lost.

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Cool story bro, tell it again.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Wariat No but all I need is one. Plus the rest can be convinced with good sex Ed and porn its normal. Maybe in Russia it’s normal since all the young and Russian porn stars seem to do it fir sone reason?

    The same can be said about most third world countries. Hunger is a good motivator to make girls shake dat skinny ass WOOP WOOP
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Cool story bro, tell it again.

    I just did, just read it again if you find it so enjoyable, that's the beauty of text vs unrecorded voice narration!
  12. #52
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I just did, just read it again if you find it so enjoyable, that's the beauty of text vs unrecorded voice narration!

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  13. #53
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung No way you would step up to Wariat. Big, strong, aggressive and trained in martial arts? He is quite the formidable foe. I wudn't fuck with him unless i was defending myself or loved ones from his unprovoked attack, but he doesn't seem to roll like that.

    I would beat him to death with very little effort.
  14. #54
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by WellHung No way you would step up to Wariat. Big, strong, aggressive and trained in martial arts? He is quite the formidable foe. I wudn't fuck with him unless i was defending myself or loved ones from his unprovoked attack, but he doesn't seem to roll like that.

    slash/boom/thud
  15. #55
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Ok guys... guys... that 53 yr old bitch just wrote me off basically wrote me a fuck you message and blocked me out of the blue today after our one hour at 3 am in the morning last night talk saying she thinks im too young and basically perverted for her. i guess she wont eat ass at 53...
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  18. #58
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Wariat Ok guys… guys… that 53 yr old bitch just wrote me off basically wrote me a fuck you message and blocked me out of the blue today after our one hour at 3 am in the morning last night talk saying she thinks im too young and basically perverted for her. i guess she wont eat ass at 53…

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