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A humble suggestion.
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2021-11-14 at 2:11 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-14 at 2:12 AM UTCTweaking Bull.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-14 at 2:13 AM UTCFuck
I shouldnt post drunk. Fuck uThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-14 at 2:13 AM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 2:13 AM UTCThought so
AND while we’re on this gay ass topic I want my custom username changed too I don’t look at cum anymoreThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-14 at 2:14 AM UTCTea
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2021-11-14 at 2:20 AM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 3:06 AM UTCI'm a few whiskeys deep so I think I may need an instruction manual or a man to ELI5 what this request is.
I was initially confused because if you desire a custom user name, can't you just create a new handle.
But then I thought maybe it's different than a handle what he's talking about. I.E. Grylls has Cum Looking Faggot under his handle, is this the area that shall be bestowed or am I getting even further off track?
Ohhh, I get it now I think. Like how you can't come up with nickname yourself IRL, you need a group of friends (or at least one bully) to don you with this title.
Hmmm...I want to give a good answer brb while I look at some of your previous post so I can bestow you genuinely and accurately.
okay one quick story before i go:
Lol this girl ERIKA_REDACTED in like 7th grade supposedly got caught masturbating with a pickle by her mom or someone in her family and I swear to god they called her pickle until Senior Year. lol. Now that I look back, if she was caught by her mom, how did everyone at school find out?
A)She told a couple of close friends as a crazy story. She had to one up that bitch Kimmy who had just shared she gave Jovi a blowjob during theater production after he offered her a PEPSI from the vending machine.<--that actually happened, the girls weren't friends or anything and the events took place years a part but I thought it worth mentioning.
B)Her mom told all her friends to embarrass her further. God, i hope that's not true. There's a lot of shit moms in this area so I wouldn't even be that shocked.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-14 at 3:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep am I getting even further off track?
Loook, I had some vodka and and starting on the peachy Jim beam but we gotta focus.Ohhh, I get it now I think. Like how you can't come up with nickname yourself IRL, you need a group of friends (or at least one bully) to don you with this title
Yes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-14 at 3:13 AM UTCFfs
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2021-11-14 at 3:13 AM UTCI masturbate with pickles too
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2021-11-14 at 3:21 AM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 3:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by Nile Ffs
pop a chill pill with that jim bean.
Originally posted by Solstice I masturbate with pickles too
Is it sexist and/or homophobic that if you're a male I'd be more grossed out. Also, why a pickle Ericka? You know before a pickle is pickled it is a cucumber. That might be a more acceptable piece of vegetable to use for penetration you stupid 12 year old.
FYI: In prison the lesbian couples would get a "BIG PICKLE" from canteen and then put it in a rubber glove and then use it to fuck their girlfriend. Wow, what a world amirite -
2021-11-14 at 3:41 AM UTCThe author of this post has returned to nothingnessThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-14 at 3:43 AM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 4:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Nile Wait wat? That's fucked up. Why would that even come up? Was pickles mom A super bitch?
we were all so young when this rumor came out, 7th grade is 12/13 years old. At the time I accepted this story as 100% true no questions asked.
Probably told her friends this very embarrassing thing and they subsequently spread the word faster than you can say trauma.
What's so crazy is how long it stuck. I mean she wasn't really bullied (maybe in the beginning) but everyone knew the name and knew why. It was more like people saying "hey what up pickles?" while laughing which does not even compare to the true hell I witnessed some of the other kids get.
I got the impression she was kind of slow too, she wasn't an asshole though. We had some mutual friends and I think we walked the track in PE together a couple of times around Sophomore year. She was in the group of girls that wore FOX tshirts, had fake tans, & blonde hair with black dyed underneath. All her girlfriends were very attractive. She sort of looked like a sickly frog with an eating disorder. I'm not saying that to be mean I'm saying that so you can get an accurate picture of what she looks like.
I guess I got lucky cuz I peed my pants in class in 2nd grade and I literally never heard about it again. Not even the next day from any other kids. 2nd grade is still pretty young though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-14 at 4:15 AM UTCToo drunk to read all of that rite now.
But we have a saying here in deadmonton. "Traumed out" to be fucked up. For a bit, for a year, for life? -
2021-11-14 at 4:15 AM UTCKile Niggerhouse
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2021-11-14 at 4:16 AM UTCLame. Can't just toss nigger in, call it edgy and Pat yourself on the backThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-14 at 4:16 AM UTCEffort plz.
Standards.
