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Just wanna drink vodka and make trash angels on my floor

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    blaster master victim of incest
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    welcome to da new normal
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    Trash angels?
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Solstice Trash angels?

    Like snow angels, but in the litter and detritus on the floor of your disgusting NEET nest.

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I've been drinking a lot of ICEHOUSE 4 packs with my girlfriend. They're 5.50 for 8 tall boys beers. Sometimes I get steel reserve other times old English.

    I lay in our twin bed all day
    Today I'm not drinking till she gets home. Buenos nachos mufucka
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Ahh, just got home from a long day at the MIC factory.

    Time to chug some ice cold Lite Beers.

    Gotta hit it hard and fast tho, gotta be back at the factory at 5am.

    Shure you did
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I fully support Trayvon Martin in all of his exploits. Especially when he's exploiting 22 year old Asian girls at the community college.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Vodka? Are you picking up the kids from soccer practice afterwords?


    I mean drink whatever I'm just fucking with you.

    I drink Whiskey only now, everything else just seems unnecessary tbh.

    I may have the better taste in liquor but you could probably out drink me.

    I can't talk shit about another type of booze being 'inferior' and less 'manly' when you could probably totally out drink me.

    Also, why do so many people not know what trash angels are? You lay on the trash covered carpet as if it is the snow covered ground and you spread your arms and legs straight out & then up and down. The same you would for a snow angel.

    God, people don't appreciate their trash anymore man.

    EDIT: Due to grammar error if someone else did I'd judge.
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