2021-10-28 at 5:26 PM UTC
When you send a resume send 2 pages
the second page being just another copy of your resume so they read it twice
Think about it. You will be the only person that sends 2 resumes. This works 100% of the time by the way I have to turn my phone off because of how many calls I get doing this.
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2021-10-28 at 5:29 PM UTC
Showing your tits works better.
2021-10-28 at 6:20 PM UTC
There's always breast augmentation.
2021-10-28 at 6:24 PM UTC
I need to get hired first to afford that THINK STl1, THINK!
2021-10-28 at 6:41 PM UTC
Apply for one of those jobs with a signing bonus!
2021-10-28 at 6:42 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
i think you should actualize all your years of work experience
2021-10-29 at 2:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1
Apply for one of those jobs with a signing bonus!
I applied for 10 jobs with $100 sign on vaccine bonuses so I am going to get $100 from each working there for one week and then quit and do this 1000 times in 1 year to make 1 million dollars
Originally posted by mashlehash
i think you should actualize all your years of work experience
blessed are my allies and cursed is myself nd I wouldn't want it any udda way
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2021-11-28 at 3:12 PM UTC
this is how I got hired btw i' ma fucking genius the boss said "I read your resume twice and couldn't get your name out of my head"
Psychological manipulation is how you win.
2021-11-28 at 3:19 PM UTC
please define the nature of your work.
2021-11-28 at 7:34 PM UTC
Thats a really good idea, it might help if you changed you're name to Marijuana Pepsi Jackson becuase then they would double-take and read the name twice per resume then they will read it four times total thats the only suggestion i have otherwise id say this tek is perfect
2021-11-28 at 7:51 PM UTC
what about using really THICK-cut paper like thick cut bacon a lot of people love it. you do htat with the nice border and maybe a wax-stamp or two and spritz it with perfume and its gonna be one for the record books and send a messenger or at least fedex with signature required, to hand deliver it right to the CEO
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2021-11-28 at 8:16 PM UTC
THICK PAPER RESUMES YES THAT'S GENIUS
2021-11-28 at 9:20 PM UTC
Or slip five hundred dollar bills in there. That works ninety-nine times out of a hundred.
2021-12-03 at 9:52 PM UTC
Skirt with slit up to crotch, black stockings underneath, low cut blouse, be touchy with the interviewer.
JOB SECURED...IT WORKED FOR ME.
2021-12-03 at 11:31 PM UTC
which beta removed a bunch of valuable insights from this thread.