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  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, wish i cud have taken her to the Prom.
  2. #2
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, wish i cud have taken her to the Prom.

    Go be an ExPat in Philippines. I'm sure your SS checks will go far over there.

    Maybe get a wifey.
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Go be an ExPat in Philippines. I'm sure your SS checks will go far over there.

    Maybe get a wifey.

    Not a ridiculous idea to be honest.
  4. #4
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Defecation from your dad.
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Go be an ExPat in Philippines. I'm sure your SS checks will go far over there.

    Maybe get a wifey.

    a wife? that's a horrible idea. No woman is desirable to marry. None, wutsoever.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Originally posted by WellHung a wife? that's a horrible idea. No woman is desirable to marry. None, wutsoever.

    Multimillionaire desperate 58yr old real estate bitches can be desirable. Short term pain for long term gain etc.
  7. #7
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by WellHung a wife? that's a horrible idea. No woman is desirable to marry. None, wutsoever.




    Go to one of those retirement communities and find yourself a rich, lonely, horny, old childless broad with a weak ticker. Marry her and fuck her to death!

    The perfect crime. She even died with a smile on her face.
  8. #8
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    [quote pk=1441353 author="

    The perfect crime. She even died with a smile on her face.
    [/quote]


    She wasnt smiling. She is laughing
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