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  1. #41
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai If you put your penis in a vagina, you're having a child on purpose.

    >implying you can't get pregnant from truffle butter runoff

    With all due respect, I hardly think you are the one to be taking biology lessons from.
  2. #42
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo truffle butter runoff

    I'm not 100% sure what this mean but I have some ideas and I don't want them confirmed. Even if we accept this though, 99% of accidental pregnancies are not "truffle butter runoff" related. Never ceases to amaze me how people can just tell themselves they weren't planning on having a kid, like "oh that's where babies come from haha that's wild whoops totally didn't expect this to happen". You knew this was going to happen and if you claim otherwise your powers of self delusion rival even mine. smh
  3. #43
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    All "accidental" pregnancies should be forcibly aborted by the state, because legitimately believing the pregnancy happened by sheer accident proves low IQ or insanity.
  4. #44
    inb4 baby Lanny
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Meikai If you put your penis in a vagina, you're having a child on purpose.

    not all vaginas are capable of producing a child.

  6. #46
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai All "accidental" pregnancies should be forcibly aborted by the state, because legitimately believing the pregnancy happened by sheer accident proves low IQ or insanity.

    People are just thirsty ass coomers now who can only think with their dick and convince themselves in the heat of the moment that the feeling of nutting raw in a wet pussy for that one moment is worth whatever risk or repurcussions that come with it.
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Solstice People are just thirsty ass coomers now who can only think with their dick and convince themselves in the heat of the moment that the feeling of nutting raw in a wet pussy for that one moment is worth whatever risk or repurcussions that come with it.

    has always been this way.
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  8. #48
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    True
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Solstice People are just thirsty ass coomers now who can only think with their dick and convince themselves in the heat of the moment that the feeling of nutting raw in a wet pussy for that one moment is worth whatever risk or repurcussions that come with it.

    These days, that's a 60-year commitment.
  10. #50
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai I'm not 100% sure what this mean but I have some ideas and I don't want them confirmed. Even if we accept this though, 99% of accidental pregnancies are not "truffle butter runoff" related. Never ceases to amaze me how people can just tell themselves they weren't planning on having a kid, like "oh that's where babies come from haha that's wild whoops totally didn't expect this to happen". You knew this was going to happen and if you claim otherwise your powers of self delusion rival even mine. smh

    I guess you don't be out there clappin dem cheeks son/daughter. Back in your dick having days, did you ever have a girl lock legs around you? I got 1 kid from having legs locked and the other from being woken up to sex and being too groggy to realize I was busting until it was too late. One of the best things about my crippling lifelong opiate addiction is you don't float the navy as long as there's some in your system.

    Either way, if you're having sex of ANY kind, there is a risk of pregnancy that goes along with it. It's kind of a biological expectation for species to breed. You seem a Lil salty about the whole thing and I'm sure you have your reasons but it's fucking stupid to expect a species not to breed. I'm trying really hard not to make tranny jokes right now but it seems almost impossible so I'm just going to ask you do you think a woman forcing a guy to come in her is guilty of rape?
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Sudo I guess you don't be out there clappin dem cheeks son/daughter. Back in your dick having days, did you ever have a girl lock legs around you? I got 1 kid from having legs locked and the other from being woken up to sex and being too groggy to realize I was busting until it was too late. One of the best things about my crippling lifelong opiate addiction is you don't float the navy as long as there's some in your system.

    Either way, if you're having sex of ANY kind, there is a risk of pregnancy that goes along with it. It's kind of a biological expectation for species to breed. You seem a Lil salty about the whole thing and I'm sure you have your reasons but it's fucking stupid to expect a species not to breed. I'm trying really hard not to make tranny jokes right now but it seems almost impossible so I'm just going to ask you do you think a woman forcing a guy to come in her is guilty of rape?
  12. #52
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm trying really hard not to make tranny jokes right now but it seems almost impossible so I'm just going to ask you do you think a woman forcing a guy to come in her is guilty of rape?



    Yes. Yes, that's rape.

    Originally posted by Sudo Either way, if you're having sex of ANY kind, there is a risk of pregnancy that goes along with it. It's kind of a biological expectation for species to breed. You seem a Lil salty about the whole thing and I'm sure you have your reasons but it's fucking stupid to expect a species not to breed.

    I agree in the sense that you'd have to be retarded to genuinely expect a species to actually stop breeding (edited: originally it was "breathing", which is basically how stupid of a request it is). It's probably the most powerful drive in any living organism. A necessity. It is the raison d'etre of life - to propagate itself. Disagree in the sense that antinatalism is the most morally correct philosophy. Creating new life to suffer? That suffering is on your hands. Creating new life to make yourself happy, with no regard for the suffering that new life will experience? That's just pure evil. Like objectively speaking, it is "I must torture people to make myself cum" levels of psychopathy.

    But for what it's worth, I'm not salty about any of this. I'm too aloof to give a fuck about it in any meaningful sense. Things other people are doing are as meaningful to me as shit that happens in dreams. Which is to say... a little, but really, not at all.
  13. #53
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai I'm not 100% sure what this mean but I have some ideas and I don't want them confirmed. Even if we accept this though, 99% of accidental pregnancies are not "truffle butter runoff" related. Never ceases to amaze me how people can just tell themselves they weren't planning on having a kid, like "oh that's where babies come from haha that's wild whoops totally didn't expect this to happen". You knew this was going to happen and if you claim otherwise your powers of self delusion rival even mine. smh

    How powerful are your powers of self delusion?
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  14. #54
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Incessant How powerful are your powers of self delusion?

    Rather.
  15. #55
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Meikai Creating new life to suffer? That suffering is on your hands. Creating new life to make yourself happy, with no regard for the suffering that new life will experience? That's just pure evil. Like objectively speaking, it is "I must torture people to make myself cum" levels of psychopathy.

    Malice did this same thing when he got on his antinatalism kick. I don’t know why antinatalists love to assume negative utilitarianism when trying to convince people not to have kids when no one, usually not even themselves, believes it’s a credible moral lemma.
  16. #56
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Lanny Malice did this same thing when he got on his antinatalism kick. I don’t know why antinatalists love to assume negative utilitarianism when trying to convince people not to have kids when no one, usually not even themselves, believes it’s a credible moral lemma.

    Nobody believes they've suffered? Sure, maybe most people believe that the suffering they've experienced was worth it, but when comparing 0 suffering to even a lifetime with .00001% suffering... having children still means unnecessarily inflicting that .00001% suffering. If I stab you in the asshole with a rusty serrated blade and then give you a billion dollars, is that okay? The billion dollars obviously outweighs any of the harm I did by perforating your shitter, right? The suffering is temporary and now you have a billion dollars! You'd be stupid to say otherwise! I'm not a monster for stabbing you in the asshole, you got a billion fucking dollars out of it stop complaining.
  17. #57
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    No, that's fucking stupid. Obviously I'm a piece of shit for chopping up your rectum for my own personal enjoyment, no matter the recompense you might receive for that misfortune. And the thing with the billion dollars hypothetical is that you're guaranteed the massive utility of a billion dollars, and even then would think the person is a fucking evil maniac. With childbirth, there's no guarantees that the tradeoff will be anywhere near as good.
  18. #58
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    yeah im much happier with pills

    i probably have a few in the philippines and mexico i dont know about
  19. #59
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Meikai Nobody believes they've suffered? Sure, maybe most people believe that the suffering they've experienced was worth it, but when comparing 0 suffering to even a lifetime with .00001% suffering… having children still means unnecessarily inflicting that .00001% suffering. If I stab you in the asshole with a rusty serrated blade and then give you a billion dollars, is that okay? The billion dollars obviously outweighs any of the harm I did by perforating your shitter, right? The suffering is temporary and now you have a billion dollars! You'd be stupid to say otherwise! I'm not a monster for stabbing you in the asshole, you got a billion fucking dollars out of it stop complaining.

    Originally posted by Meikai No, that's fucking stupid. Obviously I'm a piece of shit for chopping up your rectum for my own personal enjoyment, no matter the recompense you might receive for that misfortune. And the thing with the billion dollars hypothetical is that you're guaranteed the massive utility of a billion dollars, and even then would think the person is a fucking evil maniac. With childbirth, there's no guarantees that the tradeoff will be anywhere near as good.

    Of course this is all in the land of the purely logical. Obviously humans don't feel that way. Won't feel that way. Can't feel that way. Because if they did, not having kids would be the thing to do. And then we'd go extinct. And since we're, y'know, alive 'n' all... we aren't inclined to do that. Since it'd go against being alive. Humans can't even grasp the possibility that sometimes suicide might be rational; of course they can't accept the fact that self-imposed extinction might be equally rational.

    Shittiest species. Love you all.

    (And before anyone says I seem pissed off about this or whatever again, think of it like spiders. I might remark on a spider, be creeped out by a spider, think the spider is fucking disgusting... but I don't kill spiders. Ultimately, the gross creepy spider is irrelevant to me and I'm entirely content to let things continue on as they were. I care as much about the fact that you monsters will continue to spit out babies as I do about the fact that those 8-legged monsters will continue to find their way into my domicile.)
  20. #60
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Seriously,
    Originally posted by Lanny no one, usually not even themselves, believes it’s a credible moral lemma.

    Is like saying rape isn't a serious issue so long as every rape victim receives sufficient hush money. Positive life experiences are just the hush money paid up to normies not to make a fuss about suffering they've endured.
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