When the aliens land are you going to fuck them?

1. 2021-10-27 at 11:55 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Or get fucked by them?
   
   
   
   
   
   
   transsexual/hermaphrodite: more sexualized than sub. women and dom. women.
   more estrogen, slightly less testosterone than men and women
   third hormone: flunophesylnorverone: third sex hormone/telepathic hormone. allows gender to read minds, read emotions, to lock onto a persons sexual urges and synchronize with them, making them near irresistable
   penis: where human penis is located. average length 6-12 inches flaccid. 14-18 inches erect
   vagina, incapable of housing children.
   
   
2. 2021-10-27 at 12:24 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   No, I'm just not going to answer the door.
3. 2021-10-27 at 12:37 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, I'm just not going to answer the door.

   
   They don't understand doors, similar to cats. They can detect your heat and want to use your internal organs as a fleshlight and nest to lay their eggs.
   
   
4. 2021-10-27 at 5:01 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   my cats understand doors
5. 2021-10-27 at 5:10 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Mine does too, in fact I've had to repaint 2 doors where it's been stretching up and scratching at the door knob...little fucker
6. 2021-10-27 at 5:13 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I hear aliens like spotted dick.
   
   Jiggly will be one of their favorites.
7. 2021-10-27 at 5:24 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The spotted dick jokes expired 10yrs ago on DH after I got through explaining what it was to the stupid Americans...clearly you were enraptured with it...
8. 2021-10-27 at 6:32 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   With your spotted dick?
   
   Hell no!
9. 2021-10-27 at 6:35 PM UTC

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   troon African Astronaut
   inb4: are they 16 years old or younger, and have they evolved tongues?
10. 2021-10-27 at 6:45 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The spotted dick jokes expired 10yrs ago on DH after I got through explaining what it was to the stupid Americans…clearly you were enraptured with it…

    
    
    
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG6S7JNGiT0
11. 2021-10-27 at 8:29 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Enrapturement confirmed
12. 2021-10-27 at 10:41 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Mine does too, in fact I've had to repaint 2 doors where it's been stretching up and scratching at the door knob…little fucker

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by aldra my cats understand doors

    
    do they really though? I don't believe cats understand why walls open sometimes. It seems to upset their sense of freedom
13. 2021-10-28 at 12:13 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood do they really though? I don't believe cats understand why walls open sometimes. It seems to upset their sense of freedom

    
    They understand manipulation of the door knob results in the wall opening...hence why the scratch at the knob and not just some random spot on the door.
14. 2021-10-28 at 2:43 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Ax soon as one lands and approaches me with the standard challenge of "take me to your leader", I'm going to challenge him to a one-on-one battle to the death.
15. 2021-10-28 at 2:50 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    op likes syrian boy.
16. 2021-10-28 at 2:58 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by troon inb4: are they 16 years old or younger, and have they evolved tongues?

    
    They are only a few days old and are parasitic spores that live inside your stomach
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny op likes syrian boy.

    
    no
    
    
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ax soon as one lands and approaches me with the standard challenge of "take me to your leader", I'm going to challenge him to a one-on-one battle to the death.

    
    It doesn't need to land to rape you, you aren't gonna be able to cover all the openings fast enough before an entire colony is laying eggs inside you.
    
    
17. 2021-10-28 at 8:11 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Peaching.
18. 2021-10-28 at 10:24 PM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    If you can confront the xenos, look upon the xenos, even think upon the xenos, without revulsion, then you are as damned as they.