Did She Pretend to Almost Cry?

1. 2021-10-22 at 3:31 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   She starts right out of the bat with the race card. Then she moves straight to character assassination with unfounded accusations. Her handlers must be very proud of her textbook execution of that standard progressive opening move.
   
   
2. 2021-10-22 at 6:14 PM UTC

   #2
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   is dat beetlejuice
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   • Speedy Parker, 
   • aldra
3. 2021-10-22 at 8:37 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
4. 2021-10-22 at 8:37 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
5. 2021-10-23 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Her handlers

   
   She literally has a jedi wife who tells her what to do.
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   • FreeAssange
6. 2021-10-23 at 9:40 PM UTC

   #6
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Every time I see her I think of this guy.
   
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   • cigreting, 
   • FreeAssange
7. 2021-10-23 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump She literally has a jedi wife who tells her what to do.

   
   I wasn't arguing I was repeating for dramatic effect.