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I caught a gypsy with her hand in my pocket today

  1. 2021-10-22 at 1:51 AM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Walking up a stairs in one of the underground passes/metrograds in the centre of Kyiv, right in the tourist area. I feel something poking my pocket, look down and she has her hand right in there. I was shocked and was like "are you trying to take things out of my pocket?" No answer. "You fucking nigger". She was with a friend, and they walked away. I should have taken a photo, but didn't think to do so.

    I was wearing sweat pants and look just like a big fat American tourist, so I'm an obvious target. All my money was in my backpack though. I did have a pair of cheap Xiaomi wireless headphones in that pocket, but that was all. She didn't get anything.

    I told groceries girl, she knew exactly the crew I was talking about. Young, short gypsies. She says they work with the police, the police protect them.
  2. 2021-10-22 at 1:58 AM UTC
    #2
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    And you were alone? How old are you? You should have known better especially in a tourist area in eastern fucking Europe

    So what have you learned from this ordeal?

    Honestly I wanna know

    And that groceries girl sees this shit everyday she doesn’t care, she’s probably a spotter or lookout
  3. 2021-10-22 at 1:59 AM UTC
    #3
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Carry a loaded mousetrap in that pocket from now on.
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  4. 2021-10-22 at 2:01 AM UTC
    #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Carry a loaded mousetrap in that pocket from now on.

    Only if you’re a chick
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  5. 2021-10-22 at 8:20 AM UTC
    #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    thats what you get for going to third world countries you sex pest tourist
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  6. 2021-10-22 at 1:08 PM UTC
    #6
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood thats what you get for going to third world countries you sex pest tourist

    but he didn't go to Canada...
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  7. 2021-10-22 at 1:24 PM UTC
    #7
    troon African Astronaut
    if only you'd known, you could have cut a hole in your pocket and let her rummage all she wanted.
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  8. 2021-10-22 at 1:26 PM UTC
    #8
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon if only you'd known, you could have cut a hole in your pocket and let her rummage all she wanted.

    lolol
  9. 2021-10-22 at 1:34 PM UTC
    #9
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The proper cultural response is to grab their hand and forcibly bend it backwards until you hear each bone snap one by one.
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