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Niggas In Space: Man's Destiny Amongst The Stars

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    mmG African Astronaut
    In the future, artificial intelligence has been perfected and tamed and expansion to other worlds is available on a whim, where resources are immediately extracted on site and whatever is programmed into a computer can be automatically fabricated.

    Racial harmony has been achieved without homogenisation: while a large mocha skinned racially mixed genetic pool has formed, 3 distinct racial groups have remained:

    1. The Spasians, an amalgamation of the yellow thru brown descendants of the residents of Southern thru Eastern Asia. Technological elites responsible for most groundbreaking advances for humanity

    2. Whispanijews, or WSJs for short: politically dominant by building soft power through deep cultural penetration across all of humanity. Their investments of attention into morphological and neurogical diversity has render the concept of sex and gender meaningless amongst them.

    And 3. Niggas. They're pretty much just niggas... But in space.

    The rest of humanity has ascended by merging with machines and have become godlike entities who can enact their will into the universe almost omnipotently so long as they have the energy and material resources available to cannibalize for the purpose.

    As part of this ascension, due to prolonged lifespans, most humans have chosen to procteate less.

    But niggas said nah to all that Tuskegee ascension shit.

    Despite becoming educated and
    modernized, Blacks still retain some traces of their innate statistical propensity to sit around smoking weed and fucking unprotected, which becomes statistically significant in its impact over cosmic timescales, with universal AI welfare. This leads to the eventual galactic expansion of humanity being over 99% negroic and the Milky Way essentially being turned into a large black party galaxy.

    Welcome to Niggas in Space, a cosmic horror story.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Ok, but what about teleportation?
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    mmG African Astronaut
    No FTL travel, this is hard sci-fi. But subluminal teleportation of information has been mastered including the use of quantum teleportation, computation and cryptography.
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    rated D.

    for dalit.
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    Originally posted by mmG No FTL travel, this is hard sci-fi. But subluminal teleportation of information has been mastered including the use of quantum teleportation, computation and cryptography.

    So no folding of space for instant travel point to point travel thereby getting around the lightspeed limit?...gay.
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    I will synthesize planets by destroying suns

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by mmG No FTL travel, this is hard sci-fi. But subluminal teleportation of information has been mastered including the use of quantum teleportation, computation and cryptography.

    If AI has been perfected and tamed, humanity would use AI to unify quantum mechanics with general relativity under a Theory of Everything. If we know how everything works, like quantum entanglement, and if teleportation of information has been mastered, why wouldn't we be able to teleport matter? After all isn't matter also information? If humans in the future with the aid of perfect AI have figured out how to manipulate matter/teleportation, we would no longer need to poop. We could teleport the waste right out of our bodies. We wouldn't have to eat either, you could teleport all the correct nutrition right into a body. We wouldn't have to age either, our bodies could be maintained at whatever state we wish.
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    Originally posted by Obbe If AI has been perfected and tamed, humanity would use AI to unify quantum mechanics with general relativity under a Theory of Everything. If we know how everything works, like quantum entanglement, and if teleportation of information has been mastered, why wouldn't we be able to teleport matter? After all isn't matter also information? If humans in the future with the aid of perfect AI have figured out how to manipulate matter/teleportation, we would no longer need to poop. We could teleport the waste right out of our bodies. We wouldn't have to eat either, you could teleport all the correct nutrition right into a body. We wouldn't have to age either, our bodies could be maintained at whatever state we wish.

    Biological bodies will be obsolete in the future...that's why the Gray Aliens are so interested in us..they did away with the need for natural biological bodies and fuctions and now are immortal...however that also prevents new aliens from being born and although immortal many have perished crashing their UFOs and accidentally flying into planets etc.

    As such they are now abducting humans for reproductive experimentation to try and "kickstart/rediscover" how to biologically reproduce so they can bolster their thinning numbers.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..they did away with the need for natural biological bodies and fuctions and now are immortal…however that also prevents new aliens from being born

    lol wut

    why would this stop them from creating new aliens?

    Just build another one in the lab.
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    Originally posted by Obbe lol wut

    why would this stop them from creating new aliens?

    Just build another one in the lab.

    You can't build life out of cogs and rubber bands, the aliens tried and then ended up with fancy toasters.

    No, a life needs to be born biologically...even the aliens haven't discovered the truth about what IS life. Their biological cloning experiments functioned but were limited to the original donors genes etc so there was no progression...they basically built themselves into a dead end, a dying race...and now they have figured that out they are desperately trying to turn the clock back by fucking country girls.
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    stl1 Let's Go Brandon
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Biological bodies will be obsolete in the future…that's why the Gray Aliens are so interested in us..they did away with the need for natural biological bodies and fuctions and now are immortal…however that also prevents new aliens from being born and although immortal many have perished crashing their UFOs and accidentally flying into planets etc.

    As such they are now abducting humans for reproductive experimentation to try and "kickstart/rediscover" how to biologically reproduce so they can bolster their thinning numbers.



    If so, why all the anal probing?

    Haven't they figured out that isn't the way to procreate yet?

    I thought they were smart.
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    Originally posted by stl1 If so, why all the anal probing?

    Haven't they figured out that isn't the way to procreate yet?

    I thought they were smart.

    They are smart, hence the anal probing.
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    stl1 Let's Go Brandon
    Sounds pretty shitty to me.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can't build life out of cogs and rubber bands, the aliens tried and then ended up with fancy toasters.

    No, a life needs to be born biologically…even the aliens haven't discovered the truth about what IS life. Their biological cloning experiments functioned but were limited to the original donors genes etc so there was no progression…they basically built themselves into a dead end, a dying race…and now they have figured that out they are desperately trying to turn the clock back by fucking country girls.

    Those are some dumb delusions you've shared.
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    Originally posted by Obbe Those are some dumb delusions you've shared.

    It's a dumb thread
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Biological bodies will be obsolete in the future…that's why the Gray Aliens are so interested in us..they did away with the need for natural biological bodies and fuctions and now are immortal…however that also prevents new aliens from being born and although immortal many have perished crashing their UFOs and accidentally flying into planets etc.

    As such they are now abducting humans for reproductive experimentation to try and "kickstart/rediscover" how to biologically reproduce so they can bolster their thinning numbers.

    not really.

    they re facing extinction because they became woke at some point in their civilization and started to deny gender exists.

    they insisted that there arent such thing as male and female.
  17. #17
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe If AI has been perfected and tamed, humanity would use AI to unify quantum mechanics with general relativity under a Theory of Everything. If we know how everything works, like quantum entanglement, and if teleportation of information has been mastered, why wouldn't we be able to teleport matter?

    There are a couple of different trains of thought that need to be detangled here. Teleportation et al and FTL are sometimes related but different things.

    Subluminal (slower than light) quantum teleportation of information is possible because a specific kind of correlation exists in certain properties between entangled parts of a QM system.

    2 channels are used in quantum teleportation, a quantum channel and a classical channel.

    The quantum channel is used to generate these correlated values for certain measured properties between the 2 ends. This part happens FTL. By itself this data is random on either end so it useless, looks like noise
    Then the classic channel is used to send a "key" that turns the random quantum data into structured classical information

    Structured information cannot be transmitted FTL using quantum entanglement.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-communication_theorem

    As for why we can't teleport matter, matter actually does teleport on quantum scales. A particle can even quantum tunnel through an otherwise impassible barrier and even do it FTL!

    Unfortunately you can't take advantage of this at the scale of any macroscopic, classical structure: where and how this happens is also totally random. So on a macroscopic scale, even if you were to somehow induce all the particles in your body to enter a state of superposition in a way where they can quantum tunnel, they would do so at random. Some of your particles will never make the leap outside the barrier. And those that do will be scattered in space and time.

    The general point can be taken as: the rules of reality are whatever they are, we only get to find out what they are and what to do about it.

    There's no guarantee that a trillion years of scientific or technological advancement by a powerful AI will create FTL travel because it's possible that's just a hard limit of the rules of reality.

    At a certain point we have to step back from all of our ideas about "possible and impossible" and acknowledge that there are actually genuine facts about the reality we all seem to inhabit. Facts that we cannot just perseverance-and-ingenuity our way around.

    After all isn't matter also information? If humans in the future with the aid of perfect AI have figured out how to manipulate matter/teleportation, we would no longer need to poop. We could teleport the waste right out of our bodies. We wouldn't have to eat either, you could teleport all the correct nutrition right into a body. We wouldn't have to age either, our bodies could be maintained at whatever state we wish.

    On a philosophical level completely seriously, it depends on what your definition of "is" is.

    Matter is defined by certain informational properties. In a sense you can say it IS information because the information is the totality of everything we could ever find out about it even in principle. You might compare this loosely to whether the noumenal and the phenomenal are the exact same thing, or if one of those is defined by a particular kind of statement you can make about the other.

    On a practical level, entanglement is a correlation in stochastic outcomes of measurements of entangled parts of a system.

    So the principles of the reasoning by which it's instantaneous in the first place is also why you can't "control" the outcome: it's stochastic/random.

    So for example you might be able to entangle the position property of the molecules in your body to something else by putting your body into a state of superposition. But you can't control what that superposition ultimately produces as the new vakue for the position property. It's just random i.e. you die.
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    mmG African Astronaut
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not really.

    they re facing extinction because they became woke at some point in their civilization and started to deny gender exists.

    they insisted that there arent such thing as male and female.

    Dude there are beings on Earth that don't need both male and females to reproduce...stick insects for example.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dude there are beings on Earth that don't need both male and females to reproduce…stick insects for example.

    they're called no-IQ organisms.
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