Gay Superman Will Use Super-Hearing To Listen For Fabulous Antiquing Deals

1. 2021-10-16 at 4:33 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   Sources say the legendary superhero will have a new backstory, having escaped from Krypton after homophobic aliens destroyed it due to all the gayness that was there.
   
   Read more here.
2. 2021-10-16 at 5:33 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   why link to satire when they actually wrote his son into canon as a fag
3. 2021-10-16 at 5:45 AM UTC

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   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   I hate it when Gay Aliens sprinkle gay pepper on unexpected humans and humanoids.
4. 2021-10-16 at 1:35 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by aldra why link to satire when they actually wrote his son into canon as a fag

   
   Why ask why
5. 2021-10-16 at 1:39 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   reality is too ridiculous to satirise; it's impossible to exaggerate so any attempt to just seems like a silly story with no point
6. 2021-10-16 at 1:41 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Is everything going ok in Mojave County this morning, Speedy? Ur up early.👍⚘❤🤟🤙
7. 2021-10-16 at 3:25 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by WellHung Is everything going ok in Mojave County this morning, Speedy? Ur up early.👍⚘❤🤟🤙

   
   I rise before the sun.
8. 2021-10-16 at 6:24 PM UTC

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   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   That daily storm said they did anal in the comic book.
   
   Did anyone buy it and read the strip
9. 2021-10-16 at 6:28 PM UTC

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   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   Dailystorm is hilariously fucking wack. Fucker is demanding 25 fight dollars (USD) or I'm not an American Patriot. I hope the fucker get audited to see how much he pocketed for running the fund raiser. Many people will send cash because they'll get watchlist as Neo Nazi for supporting.
   
   
   That place makes Alex Jones and Jeff Rense look like Romper Room hosts.