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John Carpenter’s The Shirts

  1. #1
    Lanny Hard in da champaignet
    Opening scene: woman walks into a closet, all of the sudden all the shirts fall off their hangers onto her and start consuming her body. The killer shirt virus starts to spread from shirt to shirt until only a handful of survivors remain in a world terrorized by bloodthirsty animated shirts.

    Tag line: it’s all around you
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the shirts can only be stopped by the skins
  3. #3
    something are coming out of their closets, but theyre not homosexuality.
  4. #4
    stl1 Let's Go Brandon
    https://www.ebay.com/usr/ovethelineprod
  5. #5
    Spezmose Houston
    sequel. socks with teeth.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Lanny Opening scene: woman walks into a closet, all of the sudden all the shirts fall off their hangers onto her and start consuming her body. The killer shirt virus starts to spread from shirt to shirt until only a handful of survivors remain in a world terrorized by bloodthirsty animated shirts.

    Tag line: it’s all around you

    What kind of shirts? T shirts, collared shirts? longsleeve? short sleeve?
  7. #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    jean shirts

    i shir my pants
    vegetable shirtening
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  8. #8
    Don't get shirty with me
  9. #9
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Lanny Opening scene: woman walks into a closet, all of the sudden all the shirts fall off their hangers onto her and start consuming her body. The killer shirt virus starts to spread from shirt to shirt until only a handful of survivors remain in a world terrorized by bloodthirsty animated shirts.

    Tag line: it’s all around you

    and THATS why u dont xross dress folx
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Lanny Hard in da champaignet
    I just realized this is basically the plot of kill la kill
  11. #11
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Randy doesn't wear shirts.
  12. #12
    Spezmose Houston
    no one commented on socks with teeth. You know, Cock socks. Like that movie Teeth" in the girl's vagina. but a crossover of a sequel to shirts and teeth. Sock with Teeth. A paradox film where the opening scene of American Pie is instead a parody with him gooping up a sock, but the sock has teeth and Mom walks in to a bloody mess.
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