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What’s the last thing you stole?

  1. #1
    Cowboy2013 Houston
    I scored two bottles of bundy from the dollar tree.

    Like these days when I shoplift I usually go in intending to pay for it but then just end up walking out due to cashiers slacking off or long lines. Buying more than one bottle of bundy is embarrassing anyway though.
  2. #2
    Technically a pen I suppose from work, I have about 20 in my car as I put them behind my ear and then at the end of the day they end up in my car when I remove it to put on my driving glasses.
  3. #3
    a glance of her little breasts
  4. #4
    your heart
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  5. #5
    Cowboy2013 Houston
    You cucks let me down. Black Friday used to be big on Zoklet. The last thing I stole will probably be used in future crimes so I’d rather not say.
  6. #6
    My exirgen temporal scanner it's a covid detecting lazar beam I shine at ppl if they get too close
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  7. #7
    Cowboy2013 Houston
    Omicron is gunna be wild 👍🏻
  8. #8
    Solstice Space Nigga
    A box of vaccines from the back of a truck
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Solstice A box of vaccines from the back of a truck

    Why not just take the truck?
  10. #10
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Why not just take the truck?

    It fell out while it was moving
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Solstice It fell out while it was moving

    So you didn't steal it from the truck you found it on the street.
  12. #12
    stl1 Let's Go Brandon
    Shlomo needs to steal a sense of humor.
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by stl1 Shlomo needs to steal a sense of humor.

    As long as it isn't yours
  14. #14
    stl1 Let's Go Brandon
    I fart in your general direction!


  15. #15
    I was paid by Russians to hack the American election I helped steal votes to make Biden win. he says if it wasn't for me Trump would win for sure. CHEATERS JUSTICE!!!!
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