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Man I love having a car

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    mmG African Astronaut
    Unlike Vinny the no-car mongolood
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    a.

    singular.

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    Lanny Hard in da champaignet
    TFW you have a car but no license
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    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny TFW you have a car but no license

    Does frollo have a lysens
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    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This thread reminded me to call my insurance company tomorrow
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    I'd love not having to have one. Back in Jolly old England I didn't need a car because they have fucking good public transport (or did when I lived there).

    Nothing better than getting on the back of the bus to go to work and just takin a nap or looking up an office girls skirt and leave the driving to someone else.
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    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nothing better than getting on the back of the bus to go to work and just takin a nap or looking up an office girls skirt and leave the driving to someone else.

    Nothing better than being publicly creepy. Talking to girls on the bus is kinda hard because of the scenario you are both in but the right kind of bored girl will talk to you
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    Originally posted by Sudo Nothing better than being publicly creepy. Talking to girls on the bus is kinda hard because of the scenario you are both in but the right kind of bored girl will talk to you

    Talking on the bus is a no-no in England...or was when I was a young-fella-me-lad. You were immediately deemed "a nutter" if you spoke during the bus ride.
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    Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Talking on the bus is a no-no in England…or was when I was a young-fella-me-lad. You were immediately deemed "a nutter" if you spoke during the bus ride.

    Good rule.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd love not having to have one. Back in Jolly old England I didn't need a car because they have fucking good public transport (or did when I lived there).

    Nothing better than getting on the back of the bus to go to work and just takin a nap or looking up an office girls skirt and leave the driving to someone else.

    and rushing to the good seats.

    the best seats on a bus are those right above the rear axle.

    its the safest in a t-bone collission.
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    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and rushing to the good seats.

    the best seats on a bus are those right above the rear axle.

    its the safest in a t-bone collission.

    Where is the safest place to sit in a rickshaw collision?
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    Originally posted by Sudo Where is the safest place to sit in a rickshaw collision?

    on another mans lap.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and rushing to the good seats.

    the best seats on a bus are those right above the rear axle.

    its the safest in a t-bone collission.

    On English buses (again buses of 20+ years ago) the rear seats were best because the seats also had a set of seats facing you, which aided in the ogling of young office girls..or playing the "knees touching" game with milfs.
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    Here in Houston the only people who use the buses are really poor smelly people or fucking crazy folk. I've never ridden a bus here in Houston just what I've been told and observed while driving by bus stops...it seems every bus stop has someone with 2 suitcases sitting on them crying.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson On English buses (again buses of 20+ years ago) the rear seats were best because the seats also had a set of seats facing you, which aided in the ogling of young office girls..or playing the "knees touching" game with milfs.

    until it gets rear ended by another heavy vehicle.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here in Houston the only people who use the buses are really poor smelly people or fucking crazy folk. I've never ridden a bus here in Houston just what I've been told and observed while driving by bus stops…it seems every bus stop has someone with 2 suitcases sitting on them crying.

    forest ?
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny until it gets rear ended by another heavy vehicle.

    Then the girl sitting opposite you ends up in your lap...
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny forest ?

    huh?
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    mmG African Astronaut
    Vinny has no car, he's a poor mongoid
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Then the girl sitting opposite you ends up in your lap…

    and her broken femur in where your dick once was.
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