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Girls who don't have sex on the first date so you rape them

  1. #1
    mmG African Astronaut
    Ever had this problem?
  2. #2
    lockedin Houston
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  3. #3
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by lockedin usually doesn't even get to the date part, i start with the rape

    Fuck you, kill yourself nigger
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    lockedin Houston
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  5. #5
    mmG African Astronaut
    Get some cheese wire and some super glue and go to the top of a medium to small size building, tie the cheese wire to a strong anchor on one end and make a noose with the other, out the boose over Ur neck and krazy glue your hands to the sides of your head and wait for them to dry, then jump off the building so the noose cuts off your head and leaves it stuck between your hands, then you will fall to the ground and people will think your tore your own fucking head off! and that's hardcore.
  6. #6
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by mmG Ever had this problem?
  7. #7
    cigreting Space Nigga
    i prefer the ol club em n fuk em
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  8. #8
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmG Ever had this problem?

    dating is for faggots, you fuck on your first meetup and if she performs satisfactorily, then you consider giving her her date.
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  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    exactly. Tell this to sudo.
  10. #10
    i tried that but the movie theatre kicked us out
  11. #11
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i tried that but the movie theatre kicked us out

    im sure it had nothing to do with the fact that your cock can only fit in a rats ass, ratboy
  12. #12
    stop following me around and shitting up every thread you post in with yor rat spam you fucking sperg
  13. #13
    mmG African Astronaut
    Maybe you shouldn't do so much niggerboy spam
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    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood stop following me around and shitting up every thread you post in with yor rat spam you fucking sperg

    you are the rat spam, and im not following you around, i posted in this thread before you did, perhaps its you who should stop stalking me, ratfaggot
  15. #15
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev you are the rat spam, and im not following you around, i posted in this thread before you did, perhaps its you who should stop stalking me, ratfaggot

    You fucking ugly faggot, post q picture of yourself?
  16. #16
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmG You fucking ugly faggot, post q picture of yourself?

    since i suspect you are that golum queer, i have no choice but to cockblock your request
  17. #17
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev since i suspect you are that golum queer, i have no choice but to cockblock your request

    You scared lil fagmo?
  18. #18
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmG You scared lil fagmo?

    yes, mommy told me never to take pictures of myself for weird strangers on the internet
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