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Quitting ALL Technology

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    Ghost Black Hole
    MACHINES ARE THE ENEMY OF MAN



    But who will fix the robots that fix the robots that fix the robots?

    I don't care I will be in the woods rubbing two sticks together. Every problem in the world can be traced back to MACHINES and the slavery to them. You are all slaves

    I am truly free. My mission is to destroy all computers and erase the technology from the minds of humanity
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    Ghost Black Hole


    Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy made possible solely by Worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls. Especially lifelong constant-threshold Brainwash Radio. Quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it. Repeatedly this has saved my life on the streets.

    Four billion wordwide population - all living - have a Computer God Containment Policy Brain Bank Brain, a real brain, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see.

    Primarily based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, especially your Eyesight TV sight-and-sound recorded by your brain, your moon-brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold Brain-wash Radio - lifelong inculcating conformist propaganda. Even frightening you and mixing you up and the usual "Don't worry about it" for your setbacks, mistakes - even when you receivedeadly injuries!

    THIS is the Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy!

    Worldwide as a Frankenstein slave, usually at night, you go to the nearby hospital or camouflaged miniature-hospital van trucks. You strip naked, lay on the operating table, which slides into the sealed Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet. Intravenous tubes are connected. The slimy, vicious jedi doctor simply pushes the starting button. Based upon your Computer God brain on the moon, which records progress in your systematic butchery, your butchery is continued. Exactly. Systematically. The Computer God Operating Cabinet has many robot arms, with electrical and laser beam knife robot arms. With fly-eye TV cameras watching your whole body, every part of you is monitored - even through your Frankenstein Controls! Synthetic blood; synthetic instant-sealing flesh and skin, even synthetic electrical heartbeat to keep you alive are some of the unbelievable Computer God Instant Plastic Surgery Secrets™.

    You are the highest, most intelligent electrical MACHINE in the Universe!

    Inevitability of Gradualness: Usually, in a few years, you are made stringbean-thin or grotesquely deformed, crippled and ugly or even made over one foot shorter or one foot taller as the Computer God sees fit. Virtually ALL of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God Sealed Robot Operating Cabinet; even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery operations - all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher-bosher doctors working around the clock for weeks! The Computer God sealed robot-arm operating cabinet can perform all of the above impossible plastic surgery operations overnight - even dwarfting you over a foot or increasing your height by two feet!
    This is possible because Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet imitates your microminiature electrical current intelligence system in your body. It even duplicates the microminiature electric currents that soften your broken bones to create mending of them and then creates stress, either compressing the bones - thereby shortening them - or stress to make the bones grow longer.
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    RIPtotse Tuskegee Airman
    Ok unabomber
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    lockedin Houston
    This post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.
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    Originally posted by Ghost I don't care I will be in the woods rubbing two sticks together.

    is rubbing two sticks together an euphimism for making love to your girlfriend.
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    I thought this thread was about Quilting.
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    Lanny Hard in da champaignet
    Socrates was right, literacy is man’s original sin
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I done fell victim of the tic tok
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lanny Socrates was right, literacy is man’s original sin

    And yours is reading shit thinking it made you smart...
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    Quitting ALL Technology...


    You realize pretty much EVERYTHING you use is technology right?
    A spoon is technology
    A club for hitting people with is technology
    Your clothes are technology
    Your drug paraphernalia is technology (along with the drugs themselves)

    etc etc.

    Good luck living in a ditch naked and eating raw animals and plants.
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    Lanny Hard in da champaignet
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker And yours is reading shit thinking it made you smart…

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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker And yours is reading shit thinking it made you smart…

    reading has diluted her soul.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Good luck living in a ditch naked and eating raw animals and plants.

    thats the plan. you don't worry about waking up early to race rats and pay that power bill. fuck it i just neeed heat food and sleep

    im gonna hibernate and die weighing 90lbs
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood thats the plan. you don't worry about waking up early to race rats and pay that power bill. fuck it i just neeed heat food and sleep

    im gonna hibernate and die weighing 90lbs

    Heat you'll have to rely on the sun or a forest fire...building a fire yourself would be technology.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Heat you'll have to rely on the sun or a forest fire…building a fire yourself would be technology.

    fire is not technology
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood fire is not technology

    Building a fire is...natural fire is hard to come by.

    tech·nol·o·gy
    /tekˈnäləjē/
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    noun
    noun: technology; plural noun: technologies

    the application of scientific knowledge for practical purposes

    You don't see many goats building fires.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Building a fire is…natural fire is hard to come by.

    tech·nol·o·gy
    /tekˈnäləjē/
    Learn to pronounce
    noun
    noun: technology; plural noun: technologies

    the application of scientific knowledge for practical purposes

    You don't see many goats building fires.

    so what do you call the application of scientific knowkedge for non-practical purposeses ?
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so what do you call the application of scientific knowkedge for non-practical purposeses ?

    I call it "Dave"
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so what do you call the application of scientific knowkedge for non-practical purposeses ?

    What about the application of non-scientific knowledge for a practical purpose?
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