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  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    The ice maker cant keep up with demand.
    My wife is like smashing shit bitchen about no ice.
    I'm just going to go outside and smoke some weed.
  2. #2
    oooOOOoooOOOooo just finishing up 9 and counting or so days of feeling like shit from coming off a solid couple monthlong GABA drug binge myself. thats how i know
  3. #3
    cigreting Space Nigga
    get rid of the wench
    problem solved
  4. #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I need to change my demention.
  5. #5
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Never mind.
    LOL smoken weed is a good thing.
  6. #6
    I make the big chunks and smash them on the floor inside grocery bags

  7. #7
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I should do that in the winter time it gets way below 0 where I'm at.
    Just put some water in bins from the container store stack them up on my deck and I bet I could keep ice until July if I tried.
    Would just have to get me a ice pick.
    Like this.
  8. #8
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Could also give someone a lobotomy if needed.
  9. #9
    Lanny Hard in da champaignet
    I’ve been working on my ice making technique, improving clarity. I’ve made some progress suspending a mold in a cake tin but it’s not quite deep enough so it’s clearer but still needs some work
  10. #10
    don't you get clear ice if you dont use tap water because of dissolved solids and GAY FROG JUICE
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You can pull a vacuum on your water to get the gasses out if you wanna.
  12. #12
    Solstice Space Nigga
    You can use a vaccuum to pull on your dick if you wanna
  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Solstice You can use a vaccuum to pull on your dick if you wanna

    You could do that, but i'd add some type of potentiometer set up so you don't hurt your dick, ya dig. I forget the name they give big potentiometers, but the the principle works in the same way IIRC.
  14. #14
    Lanny Hard in da champaignet
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood don't you get clear ice if you dont use tap water because of dissolved solids and GAY FROG JUICE

    Common misconception. Clouded ice is almost always a product of air trapped in the ice. Tap vs enhancemented vs RO’d water makes very little difference in the clarity of the ice (although it will impact the taste when it melts again).
  15. #15
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Lanny I’ve been working on my ice making technique, improving clarity. I’ve made some progress suspending a mold in a cake tin but it’s not quite deep enough so it’s clearer but still needs some work

    He’s lying. ALL HE DID WAS GET WATER IN THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING FREEZER GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH.
  16. #16
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Solstice You can use a vaccuum to pull on your dick if you wanna

    Yeah figures someone with a microcock would need to do that. I genuinely feel bad for you. You got dealt a sad hand, even sadder with how you decide to play the game (ie taking shit out on people who really didn't deserve it).
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  17. #17
    You know you're an alcoholic when:

    1. You shit the bed.
    2. You start drinking before 10am.
    3. Your garage or basement is packed to the ceiling with empty liquor and beer bottles.
    4. You've killed two or more persons (consecutively), while driving under the influence.
    5. You always argue with the bartender at last call.
    6. You don't bother to use glasses or cups anymore.
    7. Your skin is turning a motley greyish color.
    8. You don't recognize yourself in the mirror.
    9. You get discount fliers from various liquor stores in the mail.
    10. Your sense of hearing has been reduced down to 10-15%.
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  18. #18
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You know you're an alcoholic when:

    1. You shit the bed.
    2. You start drinking before 10am.
    3. Your garage or basement is packed to the ceiling with empty liquor and beer bottles.
    4. You've killed two or more persons (consecutively), while driving under the influence.
    5. You always argue with the bartender at last call.
    6. You don't bother to use glasses or cups anymore.
    7. Your skin is turning a motley greyish color.
    8. You don't recognize yourself in the mirror.
    9. You get discount fliers from various liquor stores in the mail.
    10. Your sense of hearing has been reduced down to 10-15%.

    Lol thats a good one.
  19. #19
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    But people claim you are one just for getting two duis in a row not killing anyone these days.
  20. #20
    stl1 Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Solstice You can use a vaccuum to pull on your dick if you wanna



    I own a couple of vacuum pumps.

    That is not what I use mine for!
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