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Natural peanut butters.

  1. #1
    are a hell to stir. when the oil and peanut butter separate "just stir them right back in" reads the instructions on the jar label.

    just stir, sounds easy enough i thought.

    the only reason i didnt attach a teaspoon to my dremel is because my dremel is covered with a layer of dust of every material known and unknown to men and i didnt want any of them in my peanut butter.

    asshole.
  2. #2
    Just put it in the washing machine on spin cycle.
  3. #3
    stl1 Dark Matter
    Just shove the jar up your ass and go for a jog.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by stl1 Just shove the jar up your ass and go for a jog.

    my asshole is not as loose as yours.
  5. #5
    A good source of protein AND exercise in one little jar, marvelous.
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