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Mikes "Tennessee barrel lemonade"

  1. #1
    I was bored and wanted to drink but wasn't in the mood for beer, and I saw this new shit

    It tastes like a watered down cup of tea with five tablespoons of sugar and some lemon juice poured in

    So unless you're the kind of inbred that enjoys twisted tea, stay away. It's shit.
  2. #2
    Citric acid and HFCS
  3. #3
    The Dude Yung Blood
    Try the hard orange soda instead
  4. #4
    try some fuckin ghard liqorot pussy
  5. #5
    Originally posted by The Dude Try the hard orange soda instead

    The orange soda is not bad. When I first turned 21 I didn't like beer so drank mostly Mikes

    The only one I'm not deathly sick of at this point is the blood orange
  6. #6
    alcohol is for fucking peasants, etizolam is where it's at
  7. #7
    Originally posted by greenplastic alcohol is for fucking peasants, etizolam is where it's at

    etiz s for chinese cucks and underaged faggots that can't pour worth a shit. Never tried etiz though so im talking out my ass, but I am hungover so FUCK YOU!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    Fuck you hillbillies
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