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It’s 2:12 am and I’m getting high on life

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]


    I can do this for another 5 months eating whatever I want without putting on any weight and get drunk for free AND still get paid for it

    All I have to do is spend 2 hours in hospital a week

    Oh and I just ordered an iPhone 13 pro max in gold

    Jelly of this “britfag”?

    It’s also my birthday in exactly 5 months from now
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    wat u mean without putting any weight on?
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    nice man nice
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    You get dialysis or something?
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    you look like ur dying son
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    both you and methrat are on welfare now, nice
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    ^ u mad librard?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Eh
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Good morning

    It’s getting dark outside
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I’d take this exact pic again later with 02:12 on the iPad but cba and them snax is gone anyway cuz I ate dem
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    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked You get dialysis or something?

    more like anallysis.
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    Originally posted by Grylls I’d take this exact pic again later with 02:12 on the iPad but cba and them snax is gone anyway cuz I ate dem

    warriat have an ipad.

    you have an ipad.

    warriat is a pedo.

    conclusion :
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny warriat have an ipad.

    you have an ipad.

    warriat is a pedo.

    conclusion :

    Here is your epic conclusion



    If I had the time I’d own the fuck out of you just that little bit more

    We’ll see tomorrow
  14. #14
    nice poor person setup

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Breakfast



    I shit you not I didn’t place them that way, god must have done it

    Isn’t only like an 8/1 chance?

    Actually idk could be more but watching lolerpool game now

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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nice poor person setup


    *revenge thanks*
  17. #17
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ^ Fail

    give up covid chink things will always work in my favour now
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    Originally posted by Grylls ^ Fail

    give up covid chink things will always work in my favour now

    small monitors work to your favor ?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny small monitors work to your favor ?

    Can you count to 3 sweetie?

    Including the iPad, across all three ‘monitors’ (3, you still with me?) I count around 60” (“ means Inch)

    If you want you can include my iPhone 11 (13 pro max on its way in gold) screen too which is about 6” so let’s call that 66”

    As simple as ABC 123 for you

    And as I said, everything always works in my favour and your small 6” cock must work in your favour

    Add on the iPhone pro max “ if you want lad, I cba because I’m taking a shit right now writing this with one hand

    666 😈
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Oh the iPhone 11 screen is actually 6.06” which is bigger than your cock, wow that IS small

    This thread oozes with jealousy, give it a clean rent boy
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