big money idea from quora

1. 2021-09-23 at 10:04 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   Go into the peephole industry. Go knock on doors and sell them peepholes, get you a nice pretty board for demonstration purposes that you installed a bunch of peepholes on to show them your selection.
   
   They didn't give any numbers but I would want to charge at least 100 bigbux more than the materials, the install seems like it would be hella quick.
   
   Heres my business plan;
   
   Buy a variety of peepholes and install one of each style on your demo-board.
   Get a douchebag-shirt and douchebag-pants ( chinos/dockers ) and put on some hairjell and a diaper.
   Go knock on doors and sell peepholes.
   
   All I gotta do is sell and install like 12 peepholes a day and I got a cool 1200 bux, that can buy a lot of dope and donuts.
   Anyone here ever done door-to-door sales?
2. 2021-09-23 at 12:17 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   when they answer have a loaded gun pointed at them and say "That wouldn't happen if you used a peephole"