2021-09-23 at 10:04 AM UTC
Go into the peephole industry. Go knock on doors and sell them peepholes, get you a nice pretty board for demonstration purposes that you installed a bunch of peepholes on to show them your selection.
They didn't give any numbers but I would want to charge at least 100 bigbux more than the materials, the install seems like it would be hella quick.
Heres my business plan;
Buy a variety of peepholes and install one of each style on your demo-board.
Get a douchebag-shirt and douchebag-pants ( chinos/dockers ) and put on some hairjell and a diaper.
Go knock on doors and sell peepholes.
All I gotta do is sell and install like 12 peepholes a day and I got a cool 1200 bux, that can buy a lot of dope and donuts.
Anyone here ever done door-to-door sales?
2021-09-23 at 12:17 PM UTC
when they answer have a loaded gun pointed at them and say "That wouldn't happen if you used a peephole"