2015-08-13 at 12:37 AM UTC
>club coordinator calls my dad up telling him that i made a girl have a nervous breakdown
>dad takes me to an amusement park because i felt sad
I have the best parents in the world. They give no fucks
2015-08-13 at 12:43 AM UTC
ayy bby yer pretty cute ur more like a sexagon
2015-08-13 at 3:58 AM UTC
OP has received a massive overhaul with photographic evidence
2015-08-13 at 10:08 AM UTC
entire thread made me lol
2015-08-13 at 8:45 PM UTC
getting splashed
smoking crack with roshambo
2015-08-15 at 4:37 AM UTC
The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0, are you sploo?
2015-08-15 at 6:08 AM UTC
Whoooooooooooo are you? Whoopoookoooiiiiiiuoooo are you. Man, the who are a shitty band.
2015-08-15 at 7:05 AM UTC
Sploo literally has the best life ever.
1. Goes to the amusement park all the time
2. Does LSD at the amusement park with his pals
3. Has a rad ass girlfriend who wont hug him but loves her anyway
4. Constantly harasses said girlfriend with death threats and abuse fantasies
5. Breath rapes this girl and kicks the shit out of her seats like a boss. Bitches love that shit.
6. Fries his brain with syncans, dextro and other drugs I cant even spell.
7. Lives at his parents house unemployed but is still a certified genius.
8. Spends free time devising IQ tests that only he can pass because he is so smart
9. Knows everything is a fractal of a triangle and if x = 1 1= x but only on days is doesnt rain. And one time he saw ashleys dad and brother going around his neighborhood. He was pretty sure they were looking for him because ashley was a bitch and told on him. But she didnt hug him and sometimes Sploo wants to kill ashley but he doesnt really mean he wants to kill her but he really just wants to marry her and then rape her and then toss her out on the street to get raped by crack dealers because she will be addicted to crack and has to suck dick to get crack. But then he rips another bowl of syncans and sees the triangles in the fractal universe and he is god.
10. And he doesnt even give a fuck about anything at all.
2015-08-15 at 10:58 PM UTC
more like the hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I M N OW293L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2017-03-21 at 7:52 PM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2017-03-21 at 8:43 PM UTC
wots it like to sit in a puddle of piss
2017-03-21 at 10:25 PM UTC
You should zelebrate zaint zattex day