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All roads lead to kill yourself

  1. #1
    mmG African Astronaut
    All signs point towards kill yourself
  2. #2
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Well

    What you waiting for?
  3. #3
    If you really wanted to kill yourself, you would have done it already. That means you don't really want to kill yourself.
  4. #4
    Accurate
  5. #5
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you really wanted to kill yourself, you would have done it already. That means you don't really want to kill yourself.

    I want you to kill yourself
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    water in a cup saved humans from alien rape in the movie signs
  7. #7
    Originally posted by mmG I want you to kill yourself

    I want a million dollars.
  8. #8
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I want a million dollars.

    I'll give a million dollars to your estate if you kill yourself.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by mmG I'll give a million dollars to your estate if you kill yourself.

    How does it feel to know I will outlive you, kid?
  10. #10
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How does it feel to know I will outlive you, kid?

    Doubt it.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by mmG Doubt it.

    I will. You'll be laying peacefully six feet underground with your palms folded across your chest and I'll still be spry as a spring chicken.
  12. #12
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I will. You'll be laying peacefully six feet underground with your palms folded across your chest and I'll still be spry as a spring chicken.

    Nah, you're too old and gay, it's gonna be a matter of weeks before you get AIDS.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by mmG Nah, you're too old and gay, it's gonna be a matter of weeks before you get AIDS.

    Ten years from now, we'll see who's still standing on two good feet.
  14. #14
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ten years from now, we'll see who's still standing on two good feet.

    You won't survive 1 more year
  15. #15
    Originally posted by mmG You won't survive 1 more year

    Check back with me one year and one day from now. I'll still be here.
  16. #16
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Check back with me one year and one day from now. I'll still be here.

    That's easy to say when you're nobody.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Obbe That's easy to say when you're nobody.

    You're saying I don't actually exist.
  18. #18
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Check back with me one year and one day from now. I'll still be here.

    Nah you'll be dead in 364
  19. #19
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're saying I don't actually exist.

    You're a phoney.
  20. #20
    suicide rate per capita of dalits is the highest in the world.

    id kill myself too if i were a dalit or dalit derivatives.
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