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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    up at the crack of dawn about to make something out of today.
    The grocery opens in an hour or 2 and I am going to go get that out of the way.
    Then if I can't find anything better to do I'll clean my apartment up.
    Hopefully I can find something better to do today.
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    doing crack at the crack of dawn
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  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    grocery store shopping during the middle of a holiday weekend. Poor preparation.
  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung grocery store shopping during the middle of a holiday weekend. Poor preparation.

    FUCK@!!!!!
  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I got my groceries and made good time.
    Such good time in fact that nothing else is open to go do yet.
    There is plenty at home I can do but I am feeling pretty depressed about how terrible I executed yesterday.
    It would be very easy for me to just fuck off the rest of today and accomplish little/nothing more.
    A long weekend alone is not what I had hoped for.
    My options are dwindling and my hopes are fading.
    The only possibilities left running through my mind are shopping for shit I don't need or going and working on stuff I don't want to work on.
    What I really want to be doing I can't until I get ahold of someone and right now that isn't looking likely..
    I have no idea what I will be posting about come the end of the day but I really do hope it is positive.
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Might go get a laptop hard drive and install Windows on it.
    About to fix some lunch.
    Today isn't looking like much so far.
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    do some snow

  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    become a habitual cocaine user and go full zombie mode in life and just stare at the wall listening to rap music cutting lines until the sun comes up then you hop in the shower do a work come home rip more lines, pass out, wake up, more lines, smoke some crack stare at the wall until the sun comes up and then 5 years later meet a girl bring her over and she says DAMN BITCH YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?! and you don't even know what she said because you're having a seizure and everything is going WEWEEEOOOEOOEOEOWWO

  9. #9
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Downloaded the iso for Windows 10.
    My burgers are about thawed.
  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  11. #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Search for more affordable living arrangements dumbass
  12. #12
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Today sort of sucked too.
    I ended up at home for pretty much all of it.
    Fell asleep looking at my phone waiting on someone to call who never did.
    It feels like I should be out doing something but having isolated in my house for so long of course no one is going to call me because I don't do anything.
    Im going to try and get ahold of one of my friends and see if they want to play some games tonight Lan Party style.
    I rode up to Goodwill to see if I could find any treasures to post about but they were closed and the longer I was out the more cops I kept running into.
    My trip turned into music therapy and driving around which was okay.
    I really don't need to be out shopping for dumb shit anyways.
    Fixing a pizza now and doing my best not to burn it to a crisp.
    This shit is lame as fuck really and not how I want to be living my life.
  13. #13
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im about to settle into a long night of being away and by myself.
    Trying to keep me occupied and busy enough that I don't feel like a lazy ass.
  14. #14
    G African Astronaut
    I picked up some peyote mescaline tincture from the reservation. My night's finna get interesting (sinister laughter bellows).
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  15. #15
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I'm paying $853 a month for cushy solitary confinement.
    Long gone are the days of me running all day and night constantly partying with people I don't know.
    I've settled down into this introverted pussy lifestyle where my hands are always at 10 and 2.
    Time to eat pizza and clean up my nice shitty apartment.
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  16. #16
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Bonus post: I chose to eat pizza tonight because there was an entire one laying our in the parking lot when I went out earlier and it looked good.
    I made a different pizza though, I'm not eating the one from the parking lot.
  17. #17
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    There are fireworks I can see from my window.
    I tried watching with my cat but she is scared.
  18. #18
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I'm paying $853 a month for cushy solitary confinement.
    Long gone are the days of me running all day and night constantly partying with people I don't know.
    I've settled down into this introverted pussy lifestyle where my hands are always at 10 and 2.
    Time to eat pizza and clean up my nice shitty apartment.

    hey man you can still do stuff

    learn to make flat bread
  19. #19
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood hey man you can still do stuff

    learn to make flat bread

    I yearn for adventure and companionship not flat fucking bread. What the hell am I suppose to do with flat bread?
    I made a frozen pizza tonight. Does that count?
  20. #20
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Boredom is harassing my soul.
    I understand why bachelors like Komo end up doing crazy projects like light up cubes that take 2,000 hours to make.
    Probably why Luigi lives in a van and can't ever stay in one spot.
    Might also be why Red always talks about driving his motorcycle really fast without a helmet.
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